The fine forum citizen known as Cracked Rib is offering you the chance to win a top prize! For the extremely low entry price of just £5, you can nominate your favourite new name for Cracked Rib, since his Rib(s) is now mostly healed so the name is therefore no longer 'edgy ’ or cool.
To enter, simply, Post your suggestion below, and simply send me £5 (alternatively, go see Goatboy’s charity thingy for the kids at Southampton hospital and add another £5 :-)) and if we get passed £50 I will choose one of the names suggested… No matter how silly, inappropriate or insulting… My word is my bond. *
*Subject to pap being able to do the necessary tech bollox so that I don’t loose my precious points as I plot leader board domination.
PS. If the winning entry doubles up to a Tenner, they get to choose new Avatar too…much exciting ness no? 
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Extra news: will do vote thingy after closing date so as Bearsy would say : you bros got to choose… Closing date is 12 noon, Sunday 8th November - will then post poll thingy. Good luck with your imaginations… Let them run wild, like wild beasts no longer caged
Top stuff Fatso, although would work better with Caps… Eg. Cracked Nob… Don’t forget, you must drop a fiver for your entry to be valid. Good luck in the final voting!
But I like the name Cracked Rib. It gives you a bit of an edge.
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My Small Dick Causes Me Martial Problems.
Apropos of nothing in particular…just wanted to share that.
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Do your soldiers not follow orders due to your tiny genitalia?
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Greetings… Sorry been in seminars and other ‘consulting’ based activities… It explains my slightly catatonic nature, only to awoken by such wonderful considerations. I must admit to being a little surprised as to how many of my fellow sotonians seem to have a cock fixation, be it size or texture related. Almost as if Freud were sprinkling his slips with gay abandon.
To be honest with you boys and girls, the nob fixation has stifled your creativity and originality and left me feeling that lack or interest is a reflection of my board cred?
Raise se your game folks and splash the cash … Only 5 days to go
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Originally posted by @areloa-grandee
I must admit to being a little surprised as to how many of my fellow sotonians seem to have a cock fixation, be it size or texture related. Almost as if Freud were sprinkling his slips with gay abandon.
It’s a sorry state of affairs for the women of this forum, Cracked Rib. 
How about “In Denial”…OK it works better if you’re Egyptian but it does add an aire of mystery.
Who knows you might even be Egyptian…Donation made.
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So Goatboy did we hit the magic extra £50?
If so, I will add in an appropriate ballot… Entries are now closed, but if you want a chance to vote on the new name, we have to get the totalizer up past £50 notes on Goatboys charity for the hospital kids. You get 1 vote for every £5 you donate. So for Bearsy, 2 votes for £10…
The final choices will be:
Cracked Nob
Rib
Mended Rib
Gotafix
My Small Dick Causes Me Martial Problems (but seems to satisfy Bletchy’s missus)
Rib Eye
Crab Dicker
Cacked Pants
Ruffled Rib
Cracked Rib (no change because its already a top name)
But remember, we only go to a vote for change if we get past £50 donated notes for the kiddies.
If your name changes will you put “formerly known as cracked rib” after your new name?
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