And that joke didn’t work 
What if (whilst jet-skiing) Katrina and the Waves had their legs bitten off by a shark?
(What? It could happen.) 
What if Bonnie Tyler had a Sat Nav in her car whilst holidaying in Paris?
What if Elvis Costello actually did fancy a visit to SW3?
What if Elton John adopted a more friendly attitude on Saturday Nights?
What if Tom Robinson couldn’t do the 2 Times Table?
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What if Gordon wasn’t a Moron?
What a loss that would have been to the music world.
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What if the Monkees were sceptics?
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What if we never made plans for Nigel
What if Natilie Wood did float
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When penning the lyrics to “American Idiot” – what if Green Day were not blessed with such self awareness?
What if Genesis had been invited on Strictly Ballroom?
What if Beyonce had lost all of her digits in a freak hedge trimming accident?
If she’d wanted to lose weight, her arse would have been a better place to start. Followed by her thousand year old oak tree trunks.
What if Dire Straits only had Sisters, and lost their arms in Beyonce’s freak hedge trimming accident?
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What if The Stranglers were colour blind?
What if Joe Strummer’s dad was actually a school janitor?
What if Chuck Berry had failed his driving test?
What if Muddy Waters had worked a night shift, and not got out of bed till the afternoon?
What if the door to heaven has already been closed? (one for Bletch, that)
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What if you play a Country and Western record backwards? You get your girl back, your house back, your job back, your dog back…
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What if Alice Cooper had been expelled the day before the summer break?
Originally posted by @Fowllyd
What if the door to heaven has already been closed? (one for Bletch, that)
Try knock knock knocking on it? 
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What if The Carpenters didnt have the technical ability to communicate with alien beings in transit?
Didn’t Van Morrison have a Transit?
I’m sure he used to lend it to Roofer Vandross and Bonnie Tyler.
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