New Manager - Claude Sacked

Robson was a great player, as were Ince, Bruce, Keene, Vieira and Adams.

If we were looking for advisors on a film about football in the 90s they’d be great, but it’s 2017 and we are looking for a manager.

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Well I’m not sure what proven options we have available really :S. None of the other managers on our radar have managerial Premier League experience and whilst Vieira may not have managed at any real level, he knows English football in and out.

Plus of course, he’d perhaps be a name who’d attract a decent quality of player, although I recognise that any kind of ‘profile’ it would add to Saints would be totally offset by the fact that the media would regard any success with us whatsoever as simply a ‘good audition’ for the Arsenal job. Still, that would make for a motivating factor from his point of view. If he gets us to a bunch of 6th place finishes purely because he’s desperate to put in a good showing for the Arsenal job then what the hey? That’ll do me.

Also, as he’s black, it would be an important, progressive step forward for our club.

Does the fact that these hypothetical candidates have different sets of genitals matter? Bizarre point to make.

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Other than Pardew none of our managers since Liebherr took over have had Premier League experience when they started. They had all managed in major European leagues though, which Viera hasn’t. The MLS is too poor quality for us to recruit a manager from in my opinion.

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Pellegrino?

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A glowing article Goat.

Reads like the article was sponsored by his agent…

:lou_sunglasses:

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Could somebody explain why race or sex has anything to do with who our new manager is?

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Of course it matters. Especially when Tony Adams is in the room

I thought the rumer was the mystery candidate is a women called Tony Adams . Have I missed something. As far as I know noone has said where she is from

Nothing, it’s looks that are important

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What I said the criteria then as a hot women manager would be ok for me

A hermaphrodite? That would certainly tick the diversity box.

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What’s Grayson Perry doing at the moment?

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Not just you @mrtrampoline but what difference does the colour of their skin make, if they’re a good coach then they will be good for the club.

Appointing a manager because it’s a “progressive” move is not a good reason!!

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Trying to a deal with the DUP.

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Grayson Perry could also design our kit - probably a blend of rubber waistcoat and a ra-ra skirt - fine by me as long as the away has yellow and blue bondage attachments.

And from what I’ve seen of his sculptures, if we want a new statue with cocks hanging off every corner, I think he could help with that as well.

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hope Pelligrino bring Sammy Lee back. I miss him jumping off the bench

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If Grayson Perry signs we should re-brand as AC/DC FC.

His head is not in Southampton :-

We need to talk about Frank. He is the only one with Giggs of the candidates according to the papers that hasnt said anything that would rule him out.

Ive read Pelligrino prefers Palace, Tuchal not interested, Smidt wanted more money, now Viaerra not interest.

Hope its all nonsence and big Les is in Marbella with Big Sam and little Sammy Lee waiting for the China call to set the fireworks off.