Did you eat it or climb it?
One anal bead and something to tell you where it is?
I am a leviathan of a man, thank you. See how my head barely clears that light fitting.
So a huge shout to NHS Staff today. Spent 3 hours with Mum at Salisbury District Hospital this morning with extended family. Heart breaking how she begs to come home but cant/won’t.
The staff serving then going to the canteen for their Xmas lunches (could spend an hour on the Brexit thread about that another day)
Made us back to front so Gannon & artisan smoked salmon for lunch Turkey due in 3 hours.
1st Bucks Fizz of the day going down. Means Stilton & Madeira may be a but late
@Sfcsim is the knife-wielding cheesemeister, no?
Been known to crush a digestive or two into submission as well.
What is this evil wizardry?
Where is The Great Escape?
Jungle Book? SRSLY?
Champagne and pancakes for breakfast.
Beer at 10am
In the pub at 12 - bulldog and monkey 47 gins sunk
Beer again now. Dinner cooking. Red wine on standby.
Merry merry Christmas all
Terry Pratchett’s The Hogfather is on Pick.
Actually, all singing along to King Louie over the closing credits.
Actually a bloody good film.
That light fitting knocks out anyone over 5 foot 4.
Are you trying to suggest I live in some kind of hobbit house?
I was going to say dolls house but then I got some unthinkable thoughts about children taking you out and playing with you and not being able to rationally explain to Operation Yew Tree rozzers what I actually meant…
Well I hope all have had a great Christmas, there are some shit kids toys out there I can tell you and most are in our fucking house…
The downstairs - yes. Very low ceilings.