Yeah, like I’m going to take posting style tips from you.
Do as you please.
Maybe it has become a tourist attraction for the upper classes now; ‘‘Come to Paris, see the demonstrations live, uncut and up close*’’
*injuries sustained whilst partaking in and/or viewing the demonstrations not covered by travel insurance.
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[LeFou] Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Macron
Looking so down in the dumps
Every guy here’d hate to be you, Macron
Even when giving out lumps
There’s no man in town as despised as you
You’re everyone’s target to hate
Everyone’s fears and is reviled at you
Yet the BBC thinks you’re still great.
[LeFou] No one’s a dick like Macron
Beats with sticks like as Macron
No one’s cops are incredibly thick as Macron’s
They look like a fucking Nazi army
Violent, they’ll beat up your mum
You can ask any Pierre, Jean or Caron
And every last one will say they’ve been hit with baton
[LeFou] No one’s shunned like Macron
Shags his mum like Macron
No one’s prepared to get guns out like Macron
[Macron] As a specimen, yes, I’m intimidating
My- what a guy, that Macron
[LeFou] Give five “hurrahs!”
Give twelve “hip-hips!”
Macron is the best
And the rest just need drips
[LeFou] No one fights like Macron
Fucks human rights like Macron
In a protest march nobody bites like Macron
For there’s no one as surly and scrawny
As you see he’s got cruelty right here
Not a bit of him’s lovely or nicey
(That’s right!)
[Macron] And every last inch of me rules France by fear
[LeFou] No one maims like Macron
Stops limb aims like Macron
In a blinding match nobody blinds like Macron
[Macron] I’m especially good at amputating
(Ptooey!)
[LeFou] Ten points for Macron!
[Macron] When I was a lad I shagged four dozen grans
Every morning to help me get done
And now that I’m grown I shag five dozen grans
So my missus looks like she’s young
[LeFou] No one shoots like Macron
Destroys grassroots like Macron
Has his cops goose-stepping in boots like Macron
[Macron] I use batons in all negotiations
[LeFou] Say it again
Who’s a man among men?
And then say it once more
Who’s the cunt flap next door?
Who’s a super bastard?
Don’t you know? Can’t you guess?
[Townspeople] Macron!
Are the firefighters in the yellow vests fascist movement?
I think, more than anything, this issue has been the thing that has completely broken my faith with the mainstream media. I knew they were capable of some very great sins of omission, but this one tops the lot.
This’ll blow Barry’s mind. How is it that we have to rely mostly on Russia to see broadcasts of these events? 
Because Russia wants to show the west is falling apart, its propaganda, most French people I know can’t be fucked anymore with it all and its all a bit Canning Town now.
Russia is fucked by the way.
Amazing how the west keep making it so easy for them. The incompetence, lies and mass murder, combined with a media that only reports as instructed, would make anyone would think they have people behind the idiot figureheads pulling the strings for them.
That can’t be true, can it?