Fuck sake - this has got the minister for 1837 all over it
Leave it the fuck alone - Metric is the best because it is easy
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She’s one to talk. After her pathetic attempt at weaponising bricks.
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Sounds easier to weaponise a brick than nostalgia
…and you call yourself a father??? 
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I refer of course to the case of the Wallasey Flying Brick, which according to her reports, was lobbed through her constituency office window and with the connivance of the Merseyside Police and Crime Commissioner, said without evidence that it was probably Corbyn supporters.
This heinous crime has never been solved, but there was a lot of glass on the outside of the building. The PCC never investigated the possibility of an inside job 
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I think I have reassessed my enthusiasm for this here shindig
The Ayatollah did a big reveal this evening
25 miles of bunting
What the fuck
“Where the fuck is that lot going?” I ask, not unreasonably I think
A: I thought you could string it up cross crossing the street from the telegraph poles
CB: What those telegraph pole that also have the power lines on them?
A: Yes
CB: You are fucked in the head
She is currently trying to outsulk my intransigence
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Both watching Taskmaster in deathly silence
Alex: what’s the best thing in the world? Bunting!!”
Ffs 
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Whaaaat…?? 
What a good interview this is, laugh out loud funny and not a million miles from the truth. Kudos to you Mr Kunt, and good luck with your Eurovision campaign next year.
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He’s not a nonce. Nonce is a prison term. There are twelve million reasons why he’s not a nonce.
If he’s anything, he’s a paedo at large.
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“ The grand old Duke of York / He said he didn’t sweat / So why did he pay 12 million quid / To a girl he’d never met? ”
Love it
Not Of Normal Criminal Element.
This is where I am at right now
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Thought it was not on normal courtyard exercise.