So youāre going to get pissed and declare our country a fascist regime, eh?
Thatās a turn up for the books.
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Yes the irony is excellent isnāt it? Its a great song, I may also sing Jeremy but I only know Corbyn and Clarkson from the telly, is that ok?
No. Not at all. You missed the most famous Jeremy.
Spokeinclasstoday.
Didnāt I just write that?
Thatās because you are all terrified of leaving your houses unattended
Never her maj was into vodka, let alone grapefruit stuff
Barryās cardboard box is portable. Itās not a worry for him.
You are all miserable bastards- we are going full on
Union jacks everywhere
Land of hope and glory and rule Britannia and fuck you all
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Might get into the spirit and go and loot the temple in Bevois Valley.
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Cardboard box?
Indiana Jones has done that alreadyā¦
Aw, how sweet.
Iāve just been invited to a Jubille Afternoon Tea Party.
On the QE2
2 issues with that.
Not in Dubai
And Ā£60 a head without booze for a cucumber sarnie and a scone is some next level rip off shit
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Weāll do a āFund Meā page for you if you want to go.
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No we fucking wonāt. 
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I didnāt say we should give any money to it, just a sob story to draw the gullible in. Iām big hearted like that.
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Tbh Iād still think Dubai? Or 15 years supply of Vodka & stay homeā¦
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Iāll meet you half way. A scone is about thirty pence, Iām prepared to put up ten percent of that to get it started.
But I want a receipt.
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Anyway - looking forward to the day off and the mourning/coronation/mourning bank holidays to come within the year given the state of Charlesā fingers:
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I asked Alexa to play god save the queen and the kids did not know what it was
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I thought this was a late entry for April Fools Day. Still, itāll probably appeal to the Daily Fail reader demographic
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