‘Kin’ hell…. 
Apparently more planes flew over Buckingham Palace yesterday than left Gatwick. 
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I’m hearing reports of traffic disturbances in the Cressington area of Liverpool. Apparently a man, holding a Whopper in each hand, keeps prostrating himself in the direction of Buckingham Palace. The only reason any traffic is moving is because occasionally, he exclaims “but I don’t believe in God. She has no basis to be Queen!” and briefly moves to the pavement.
He whimpers, has a little nibble on a Whopper, resets and starts blocking traffic again.
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That’s a euphemism, isn’t it. You’ve been out with the binoculars again. 
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We had our street party yesterday
It was great. Not because of the Jubilee- although that did provide the impetus, but because the whole road got involved and everyone had a great time
The are rumblings that this may become an annual thing
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Take a tip. Some time in the near future, well before the next jolly, discreetly dispose of that 25 miles of bunting the ayatollah acquired.
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Its good isn’t it? We’ve got about 15 people round ours on the piss and approx 300 people tomorrow out, monarchist or not we can all have a bevy and enjoy ourselves, surely its a good thing, or not as some would have.
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Too late
The fucking stuff is go up next year
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Well, our afternoon tea with the old folks of the parish went well. Bit of a hiccup at 3:30 when the rain started, but all onto the verandah before anyone got drenched. The bird did a marvellous job of the spread, and they all stayed long after the “official” finish time, chatting and tippling prosecco, sherry and cakes.
A few arrived after this pic, and we decamped indoors shortly afterwards. I do feel a bit sorry for people who’ve arranged their does tomorrow or Sunday, we were lucky with the weather today.
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Like your frock 
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Cunt. 
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He likes any frock.
That’s why he can never go to Scotland.
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He’d be kilt.
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Ffs 
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You’ve seen our street then?
