So, we’re being locked down as of midnight tonight. Yay us! Anyways, hope y’all are doing well and yeah. Rock on
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Isn’t that the third time it had happened? And after quite low (compared to the UK) infection rates?
Nah, first time in my neck of the woods. We’ve been fed the “let’s get on top of it” line with like a 20 person cluster and 2 in hospital
A very enjoyable read @Waylander, thanks for sorting a copy.
Only slightly marred by the mention of the Langley Tavern, but you can’t have everything I guess.
Are Michelle and Charlie brother and sister? 
Will there be a sequel?
Sequel is being written atm
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Well, pull your finger out and get on with finishing it …
Oi you leave my old local alone 
I started getting served in there when I was fifteen and in the pool and dart teams at 16.
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Didn’t you say it was a shitehole a while back?
Some cracking complaints and iffy responses from the management on Trip Advisor
it may be a shitehole (I never said that it was or wasn’t) but its still my UK local
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My sister probably made those complaints she lives in the road opposite a couple of weeks ago two lads came out at closing and were having a punch up outside her place so she threw a bucket of water over them. seemed to calm them down.
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Oh, I forgot to mention that we were supposed to be in Lockdown for 6 days but we were done in three! Still scratching my head as to the logic behind the short reprieve but no Lockdown for us!
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Connected to the cricket starting tomorrow?
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Partially I’d say. We have done better than a number of places when it came to this admittedly. Just don’t need toilet paper when news breaks of a Lockdown
NEW FOREST & IOW AREA: NEW LOCKDOWN RULES FROM 3rd DECEMBER 2020
HYTHE : It’s still ok to fight with your neighbour as long as you wear a mask and social distancing rules are adhered to
FAWLEY : Burgling homes in your local area is still permitted as long as you sanitise. Track and trace technology must be used.
NEW MILTON : You can only visit your dealer when dropping your kids off at school. Dealers must wear visors and sanitise all bags.
SWAY: You can still have sex with your sister but you must be home by 10 pm.
TOTTON : Vigilante groups of 6 only permitted outdoors between the hours of 10 pm and 6am, ppe must be worn during physical contact & raves.
EAST BOLRDE: Sitting in the park is encouraged, but please note, although a bottle of white lightening has higher alcohol content than hand sanitiser, it is not a suitable substitute.
MILFORD ON SEA: Prostitute services will still be permitted to stay open as an essential service. Due to concerns of an economic collapse in the area.
BARTON : Is now classed as a ‘NO GO ZONE’. If you must travel through this area please follow all diversions, stay in your car at all times. Masks are not required as nothing is open.
LYMINGTON : All middle class drug fueled swinging orgies must adere to the rule of 6. Masks must be worn. Gimp masks are deemed suitable.
BROCKENHURST: Flashing your genitalia on the cycle track is permitted strictly between the hours of 9am-10am, sterile gloves must be worn at all times, anyone found flashing outside of these hours will be quarantined in The Midland Spinner for 14 days.
Barbour face masks must be worn in BURLEY, SWAY & BEAULIEU. Lonsdale in all other areas. Sticking your head up your own arse is also an acceptable form of face covering and applies to all areas .
EVERTON: No need to wear a mask or self isolate, covid can’t find your house.
IOW : Everyone must stay at home and self isolate until manufacturers can supply and distribute gloves with 6 fingers.
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What about Blackfield?
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Special case Lockdown not required all the nice people have left
Some of us are stuck in Malaysia.
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This is true. I don’t live there any more.
But doesn’t your sister live in Langley?
Yes and my old man lives in Mopley. He has been locked down nearly as long as me by my sister, so will probably welcome the ability to get out when everybody else is locked up. 
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In Europe the BIG argument is now Skiing.
The Swiss are opening their resorts. Merkel & Italy want them all shut down.
Poland is “dithering”.
It is huge money