🔏 Lockdown MkII

If anyone is actually curious about the book, its called Shadows of Faerie and here is the description:

For centuries countrywomen in England have kept a secret; if you go to the right part of the woods and sing the right song, an Otherkin man will appear and be your lover. Charlie Somes, 24, postgraduate chemistry student at Southampton University, is the product of such a liaison and is touch telepathic; a gift which blights his life as he cannot control it.

When Charlie discovers his gift works on the recently dead he is forced to use it to avoid a murder charge and then when the bodies of women who have taken faerie lovers start turning up, Charlie is the only person who can stop the serial killers.

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http://carlyholmes.co.uk/

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Oi! You calling me and @WorzelScummage fairies of the New Forest?

Hythe and Dibden Purlieu thank you. Get your research right @Waylander :roll_eyes::wink:

Added to my kindle library…

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Looked on Amazon, my delivery service of choice these days and it’s only on Kindle - Any chance of getting it old-school on paper format @Waylander ?

Amazon.co.uk have it in paperbook for around ÂŁ12

I don’t know her, but she is doing very well. A story in a Year’s Best collection is a very significant achievement.

I can sell you an author copy for cheaper than Amazon. Email me through the website that is posted above.

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I’ve been asked by the family of W E Johns to revive and update their grandfather’s Biggles books. I’ve just finished the first novel, it’s at Rainbow Publishing at the moment for proofreading and final edit.

It’s called “Biggles Flies Undone” I won’t give away the plot, all I can say it’s “of the moment” :kissing_smiling_eyes:

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Shit. You lot are just so interesting & literate and creative.
My book was Saddam Hussein, my role in his downfall.
It was epic.
Until Legal Counsel mentioned something about self incrimination.
Did make front page of New York Times, Washington Post, Daily Telegraph & even The Sun.

Its probably a story for the next Wembley meet up these days tbh

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I should write a short novel about lockdown life in Labuan.

Well all right a Parargraph/list as per below.

Wake up,
shag,
Rest,
Have breakfast.
Shag,
Drink something,
Have lunch,
Rest,
Drink more,
Shag,
Drink something different.
Have dinner.
Drink and play a couple of games of chess.
Go to bed,
Shag.
Sleep.

And repeat above for 63 days.

The end return to work.

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Damn…you don’t work for “Rainbow Publishing” do you? Looks like Biggles’ secret is out. :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

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Do you have more than one dog?

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I have 4 in the Philippines :grin::grin::grin:

You haven’t left any time for wanking :face_with_monocle:

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How much cheaper & autographed?

:wink:

ÂŁ9.50 inc. ÂŁ2 postage and packing, autographed

I’ll head over to the website later. Footie to watch…

Biggles Chops It Off? :thinking:

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Correct as I have available help wanking myself not required.