‘Very regrettably’ it would appear that Guan 2.0 over on swf concurs.
Originally posted by @Barry-Sanchez
Cherts my tory love bug I wrote initially after a text stating Koeman and his agent were at Finch Farm yesterday, I was told today it was solely the agent, who else posted that sweet cheeks? Who else wanted to believe it? Who at first were mildly taking the piss? Who is now? 3/3
The person who broke the news in Holland and started all of this…and then yesterday the Liverpool Echo and nearly all the news outlets. You’re being strung along with old info by someone trying to make you look like an idiot by claiming you’re ITK.
Also reckons AVB in. Was also wrong about Clyne last year…
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Cherts my little whig, I am an idiot, no one knew of the agent at Everton’s training ground yesterday, its was broad media speculation from the Mirror, trust me love bug.
Bazza and Cherts
Up a tree
K I S S I N G
(apologies - am father to 11 year old who finds this amusing and ‘poetic’ - but agreed it is not up to my previous standards)
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Whether the smug cunt is right or not
only time will tell
but whether right
or wrong
he forever remains
smug
and
a
cunt
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There are some right proper Keats on here…
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Originally posted by @Barry-Sanchez
Cherts my little whig, I am an idiot, no one knew of the agent at Everton’s training ground yesterday, its was broad media speculation from the Mirror, trust me love bug.
Yesterday at 11:18am, 8 hours before your ‘revelation’:
@timdewit: Ronald Koeman staat op punt te tekenen als trainer van Everton. Is met zaakwaarnemer Rob Jansen onderweg naar Liverpool.
Ronald Koeman is on point to signs as coach of Everton. With agent Rob Jansen en route to Liverpool.
Made the same mistake as your bloke, thinking Koeman was with him. Then later, De Telegraf, VI etc reported it was just the agent there, miles before you did. It’s all on the thread on the GrandOldTeam forum here:
What you have is an Everton fan, on the GrandOldTeam forum feeding you out of date updates on the saga, making you think he’s ITK and making you look a fool.
But no, you carry on 
Looking good there Sussex - good rhythm, structure and even the syllabalic influence of haiku…
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Broad specualtion as I say, last nights text was different to the confirmation of this morning, veryone knew about the rumour’s, the person who told me this morning is 100% not an article or an email or even a text my little Eton mess.
I got a text last nineish and laughed off with the defensive Arsenal rubbish but was toldits real, he was mistaken about Koeman being there, this morning it was confirmed by this person that it was only the agent, Koeman is there or was at the training ground today, nothing suspect there me lover.
Out of all fo this is the new stadium rumour for them as I thnk that is absolute bollocks.
Ppahhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Cherts you belter.
Who’s getting a new stadium?
Originally posted by @Sfcsim
Who’s getting a new stadium?
Everton, apparently this is was also used to entice him up here, fuck knows why or how, and fucks knows where the stadium will go as only last week the Mayor said they were still looking and crossed off a couple of unsuitable sites.
This will either become The Golden Poetry Thread
Or the Golden Shower & our dreams are Dead
Thread.
Meanwhile I’m at Karaoke
And left indoors my house key.
Not to worry I’ll have a Bullfrog
And in the morning crap out a big blue log.
Think they might need planning permission, oh and a site. He would be sacked before it gets built! Unless they have a pop up stadium. Stupid made up story taken to far.
We should offer Pancake breakfasts. More realistic.
But all you’ve told us is very broad rumour type stuff, and you told us late?
Honestly mate, I’m cringing at the fact your continuing with this embarrassing facade.
I was talking about the Dutch sources, the ones that reported everything you regurgitated the day after *cringe*.
I’m not continuing with anything, I posted information and posted again this morning, I also know the information was/is 100%, same with say Lallana, you can cringe all you want but I suspect its the Farahs and boat shoe combination.
So I post that last night, you don’t say a reporter from Holland has said that hours ago, you go still not sure of sources, ha ha belter. I got a text and didn’t read the rumours or the Mirror and the type, a text that was mistaken but only as much as your credited source, but not so credited as you didn’tmention it, Cherts son have a bevy and relax, I got this.