Originally posted by @Barry-Sanchez
Koeman and his agent are on the way to Everton to sign, just been called.
No No No… should have been posted thus:
Koeman, agent bonded through love
Together, travelling to northern wastes
To leave his mark on parchment new
Yet breaking oath and southern heart
I thought gay was supposed to be writing
In prose but he couldn’t help biting
As to the question at hand
Though it seems rather grand
He’ll need somthing to be keeping his cash in
Right well thanks for that Gay - in the 30 seconds it took for me to come up with another , frankly epic, limerick - you’ve posted some other bollocks that means mine now looks like a non sequiter
cunt
Originally posted by @Sussexsaint
cunt
As slipery as…
my aim to please
(NB. You are at least entering the spirit, even if your verse is somewhat limited … 
)
Mayo for your crisp and golden fries
Pools lifeless on your Mersey plate.
Mealy platitudes will rot
The memory of our coastal twining.
Finch farm forever found
With radient gold forever bound
Lost love left heart asunder
Northern cunts our cupboards plunder
The stadium bit is crap unless Anderson is lying.
…8…9…10
Coming ready or not!
‘He’s not here Les’
‘oh’
Limited my arse
Well… it has a certain edginess I grant you, but maybe lacks the depth associated with quality verse?
I am going out on a limb here - Ron will stay for at least one more season. 
Only to those too shallow to see the obvious metaphysical juxtaposition I was eluding to.
Thick twat
And by the way its not depth that matters
Its girth
Barry has already climbed down on his wild claims over in UI land. Apparently, it was just the agent at Finch Farm.
Barry has climbed down ?
Jesus Christ my whole fucking belief system is crumbling around my ears today, what the fuck is going on
It’s true.
Originally posted by A being the forum cannot comprehend
I have known this guy for years, he has worked at Everton for years, I know a couple from Finch Farm, I got a text last night concerning Koeman being at Finch’s Farm and his agent, it was just his agent as it turns out, this text was confirmed and corrected by this gent this morning, he is defo legit.
Pap are you on meth or crack? I wrote that ages ago as shall I say last night was a goodish source and today it ws rock solid, 3/3 for Bazza.
Pap me lad you would be shite as a cop, you’d dive in and the CPS would in turn call you a tit tell you to release the suspect and slap your arse for being bollocks.
Originally posted by @Barry-Sanchez
slap your arse for being bollocks.
I offically give up writing verse. This is the finest phrase ever to be written in the history of mankind, anything ever written before or since pales.
Who was the agent meeting with? That’s just the same information that was available on Twitter yesterday, without you pretending to be ITK.
Cherts my tory love bug I wrote initially after a text stating Koeman and his agent were at Finch Farm yesterday, I was told today it was solely the agent, who else posted that sweet cheeks?
Who else wanted to believe it?
Who at first were mildly taking the piss?
Who is now?
3/3