Slightly weird coincidence, this just landed in my WhatsApp inboxâŚ
A greeting to the
lovely Miss Stark, Prince Andrewâs
former squeeze. Hi, Koo!!
My neighbours are always complaining about the noise I make when crushing cans or smashing glass bottles ahead of the recycling collection.
I donât understand.
If anything, Iâm reducing the volume.
Just found out that A Tale of Two Cities was originally serialised in two local newspapers.
It was The Bicester Times, it was the Worcester Times.
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That is awful. 
Shakespeare was never allowed back into the Stratford Arms after that drunken fight.
He was bard for life.
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The facepalm is taking a pounding today. 
Iâm not saying I look unhealthy, but Timpsons just did me a Lifetime watch battery for two quid.
I didnât realise my wife was so hard.
Last night some big thugs were giving me a good kicking outside the pub.
She walked out and said âOk lads, I think thatâs enough,â and they ran off.
Last night a gunman broke into the Celebrity Big Brother house and shot everyone dead.
Police say the victims are yet to be identified.
This applies to just about every âcelebrityâ edition of various quiz shows. Whether itâs House of Games, Pointless, The Chase, down to various panel games, I sometimes flick through and check out whoâs on the âcelebrityâ edition. Nine times out of ten Iâve never heard of any of them. Apparently Tik Tok influencer makes you a celebrity. What a load of bollocks.
Itâs why I donât EVER watch any show with âCelebrityâ in the title and why our pub quiz team usually comes last. 
Celebrity Masterchef is wonderful.
Even i have heard of some of them.
Chris Eubank was absolute Gold
That and âreality programsâ. 
The Celeb quiz shows are significantly dumbed down from the ones âordinaryâ punters compete in
Life Imitates Art, pt 94âŚ
I bet it was for a Motherâs Day presentâŚ.
Really disappointed with the first photo of Kate Middleton after the surgery.
You canât even see her new cock.
I didnât realise sheâd re-married 