It’s getting late tbf
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Tell me about it, I missed my afternoon nap today 
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Lyanco is a Werewolf?
How the fvck did that get past the Medical?
Muind you, explains why he is a Beast
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Wait til you see him play when it’s a full moon. 
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Doctor: You’ve got gallstones
Patient: What’s the cure?
Doctor: A British rock band fronted by Robert Smith, but please stay focused.
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Ffs 
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Doctor: How often do you have sex?
Patient: Infrequently.
Doctor: Is that one word or two?
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“Well done to Wayne Rooney for his impressive display of loyalty.”
Coleen Rooney, International Sarcasm Championships, January 2022.
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My wife phoned me to say she was in Casualty. I rushed home and watched all 50 minutes of it and didn’t see her once. She still hasn’t come home. I’m starving.
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What do we want?
Zouma sacked!
When do we want it?
Miaow!!
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Ffs
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This
Apologies for the system crash, from the odds department at Ladbrokes.
Someone asked for a price on the next chief of the Met being a white male heterosexual Christian.
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So you think my Gay Rastafarian Non-binary thingey is a runner?
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Get your bet down mate, money in the bank. 
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You forgot to include the trans one-legged illegal refugees requirement surely?
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