At last, confirmation of âMurphyâs Lawâ with a wonderful Irish explanation:
Murphy drops some buttered toast on the kitchen floor, and lo and behold . . . and it lands butter-side-up.
He looks down in astonishment, for he knows itâs a law of the universe that buttered toast
ALWAYS is butter-down. So he rushes round to the Parish to fetch Father Flanagan.
He tells the Priest that a miracle has occurred in his kitchen. He wonât say what it is, but asks Fr. Flanagan to come and see it with his own eyes.
He leads Fr. Flanagan into the kitchen and asks him what he sees on the floor.
âWell,â says the Priest, âitâs pretty obvious. Someone has dropped some buttered toast on the floor and then, for some reason, they flipped it over so that the butter was on top.â
âNo, Father, I dropped it and it landed like that!" exclaimed Murphy.
âOh my Lord,â says Fr. Flanagan, âDropped toast never falls with the butter side up. Itâs a miracle . . . but wait . . . itâs not for me to say itâs a miracle. Iâll have to report this matter to the Bishop, and, heâll have to deal with it. Heâll send some people round to interview you, take photos, etc.â
A thorough investigation is conducted, not only by the Archdiocese but by scientists sent over from the Curia in Rome. No expense is spared. There is great excitement in the town as everyone knows that a miracle will bring in much needed tourism revenue.
Then, after 8 long weeks and with great fanfare, the Bishop announces the final ruling.
âIt is certain that some kind of an extraordinary event took place in Murphyâs kitchen,
quite outside the natural laws of the universe. Yet the Holy See must be very cautious before ruling a miracle. All other explanations must be ruled out.â
âUnfortunately, in this case, it has been declared âNo Miracleâ, because they think Murphy may have buttered the toast on the wrong side!â
