The two trade union groups for Dwarf and Midget workers have come together to fight for their rights to be considered for any job they want, regardless of experience or qualifications or physical ability.
Employers have argued they cannot be allowed to do whatever they want with imp unity.
Iâm trying to organise a new Gossip Club.
But Iâm struggling with the wording of Rule 1.
Rule 1: Yadda Yadda Yadda?
Over 100 people killed by ammonium nitrate explosion in Beirut.
On the upside, theyâll have one hell of a crop of tomatoes next year.
#toosoon
#tasteless
I met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked really good for a 60 year old, very pretty and fit. After having a few beers together she asked me if Iâd ever had a Sportsmanâs Double. âWhatâs thatâ i asked. "Itâs a mother and daughter threesome, she said. As my mind began to embrace the idea i couldnât help thinking that looking at her the daughter must have been hot. I said, "No, I havenât. We had a few more drinks , then she winked and said, "tonightâs your lucky nightâ. We went back to her place, she put the hall light on and shouted upstairs: âMum⌠you still awakeâ?
Fucksake 
That line telegraphed the punchline, sorryâŚ
YeahâŚthe number of times thatâs happened to me. 
At your age etc. etc. etc.
How I envy Prince Andrew tonight
Laying in bed, dry as a boneâŚ
Even the missus chortled. Please inform him of his cross-gender appeal.
Perhaps donât frame it that way.
Two bluebottles land on a dog turd, one says "didnât we meet on that pile of fresh diarrhoea last year " the other said âOh yes, what a memory you haveâ the other said âIâm very good with faecesâ
This has to go here as itâs got to be a joke and they make me sick.
And the only way to improve the place would be to flatten it.
Surely âThe Boilermakersâ Humpâ are a group of creditors yet to be paid since their latest insolvency episode.
In November, the club said it was seeking public cash to help pay for the work.
Surely another way to rip of the gullible webby fingered ones 
How about the billionaire owner putting his hand in his sky rocket
Perhaps heâs finally seen sense. 
