They’ve identified the bloke who fell from the Kenyan Airways plane over Clapham, he’s called Amin Yaflowerbed! Friends have described him as a nice guy- very down to earth!
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I watched the women yesterday, making groaning noises as they hit the ball over the net time and time again.
Then I switched over to the tennis.
My ever-loving wife came home from her job in a junior school today and mentioned that it had been transition day for the year 6 kids. Can’t they just let children be children?
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I think thats what they are doing isnt it? I don’t see reports of parents pressuring their kids into being trans, and given the stigma from other kids I imagine a kid has got to feel pretty strongly about changing their gender to go through with it.
Well, this is the joke thread, not a discussion topic. I did wonder about posting this particular joke (one of my very own creation, I’ll have you know). Transition day in a junior school is when they take year 6 children to the secondary school that they’ll be attending next year - it has nothing to do with transition in any other sense. Hence the joke - the potential for ambiguity appealed to me.
Whoops! Too many serious threads on this forum, forgot what I was looking at.
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Bloody good job they didn’t do that when I was a kid. The senior school I went to was surrounded by an electrified fence with watch towers at each corner. Enforced education was the order of the day back then but it never dun me know harm.
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Breaking news. A cheese factory has exploded in France. Da Brie is everywhere.
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I’ve just repeated this in the office, everyone laughed…
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At the joke presumably 
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Ah yes, I fondly remember those hot summer days at school. Sneaking a crafty fag at playtime, a swig from a smuggled-in can of Gold Label and fingering the girls behind the bike sheds…
I loved that caretakers job.
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No thread on this site is entirely serious.
At least I hope that’s the case.
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The new church I’ve started is doing brilliantly, mainly because we welcome all denominations.
Fives, tens, twenties, whatever they’ve got.
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We chugged slowly into the garage, and I told the mechanic “I’ve gone into Limp Mode.”
He looked at my wife and said “I’m not surprised.”
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The police rang me today to say they’d recovered my stolen three piece suite, which was nice of them as it was starting to look a bit tatty…
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There’s a type of mustard gas that stays near the ground and only kills people less than 4 feet tall.
It’s used in chemical dwarfare.
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I can use that against the Engine room Malaysians most of them are only 3 ft tall
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If one of them says he’s not happy, ask him which one he is then 
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