:gov: Jizz In A Truss is the Prime Minister

Well the tax cuts are a monumentally stupid idea for one….

I’m a high earner and would like my taxes to go up; there’s no way to fix the cost of living crisis other than progressive taxation (assuming you don’t want to go the QE route and whack inflation up even more given it wouldn’t have any impact on actual economic activity)

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A solid start. :+1::+1:

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Maybe she’ll fix some of the shit left by Johnson

Some of this for starters?

Lying his arse off until the very end, the worst Prime Minister in living memory.
Liz Truss - “Hold my beer”.

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I was asked if I watched Boris this morning. I didn’t, it’s a given that it would consist of the same old BS.
This was later confirmed.

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Internet Anagram tells me that “Elizabeth Truss” is an anagram for “Blazes True Shit”.

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Ouch.
Harsh thread
But I know what he means

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I see our new health minister will have a need for NHS assistance in the near future…

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She looks like Kenneth Clarke. Have they ever been seen in the same room together?

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You mean she wears a suite and tie too. :open_mouth:

Separated at birth I’d say. I wonder if she’ll try the trick of sitting opposite Starmer, crossing and uncrossing her legs to put him off his stroke. It would certainly put him off his dinner if nothing else!

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I suspect “his stroke” will the last thing on his mind if she did

Actually if you said “He would have a stroke” you cover the entire spectrum of preference

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Would he be able to reach across the chamber?

I don’t know about a suite, but she’s certainly got an arse like a sofa.

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