🌍 Is the planet Earth doomed?

I blame the remoaners, it’s all their fucking fault! :smiley:

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Sheep eating seaweed is the answer, apparently :-

Maybe all the Farty vegans should move to a kelp based diet

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Speaking of Vegans - Ethical Veganism is now a protected characteristic under the equality act

So now I can’t call them farty or at least sack them for being farty

I will be wearing my fabric slippers with a rubber sole from now on. Don’t want to be attacked by Ethical Vegan for wearing leather shoes…it’s going to happen.

we are coming for you all.

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I can see the headlines now, “Outraged Vegan Beats OAP To Death With Wet Lettuce Leaf”
Cruel. :tired_face:

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not keen on lettuce. Maybe a Squash of some sort? Then wash it and roast and put in a stew. Evidence removed (this is a plot with a leg of lamb (?) from Tales of the Unexpected / Roald Dahl?)

Sound even worse, “Outraged Vegan Squashes OAP To Death" :face_vomiting:

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We will fend you off with a lamb chop

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https://twitter.com/Altergreta/status/1220061718895898624?s=20

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https://twitter.com/Altergreta/status/1214578059451363328?s=20

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I’ve just done been doing that(wine boxes and not single item ones). Got a couple of big logs smouldering away(bit damp). Was going to cook in the embers but damp logs would mean starting to cook around 10pm, so i’ll give it a miss tonight.

https://twitter.com/Altergreta/status/1215373579359072256

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I always thought Suggs was a bit right wing :thinking:

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Does that only apply, WHEN you’re driving a car or do you think it’s blanket coverage after you’ve passed your driving test?
Asking for a cunt who drives his car every day.

If you’re asking if it applies to you, yes it does.

And I am disgusted. How could you?! :smiley:

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