I blame the remoaners, itâs all their fucking fault!
Sheep eating seaweed is the answer, apparently :-
Maybe all the Farty vegans should move to a kelp based diet
Speaking of Vegans - Ethical Veganism is now a protected characteristic under the equality act
So now I canât call them farty or at least sack them for being farty
I will be wearing my fabric slippers with a rubber sole from now on. Donât want to be attacked by Ethical Vegan for wearing leather shoesâŚitâs going to happen.
we are coming for you all.
I can see the headlines now, âOutraged Vegan Beats OAP To Death With Wet Lettuce Leafâ
Cruel.
not keen on lettuce. Maybe a Squash of some sort? Then wash it and roast and put in a stew. Evidence removed (this is a plot with a leg of lamb (?) from Tales of the Unexpected / Roald Dahl?)
Sound even worse, âOutraged Vegan Squashes OAP To Death"
We will fend you off with a lamb chop
Iâve just done been doing that(wine boxes and not single item ones). Got a couple of big logs smouldering away(bit damp). Was going to cook in the embers but damp logs would mean starting to cook around 10pm, so iâll give it a miss tonight.
I always thought Suggs was a bit right wing
Does that only apply, WHEN youâre driving a car or do you think itâs blanket coverage after youâve passed your driving test?
Asking for a cunt who drives his car every day.
If youâre asking if it applies to you, yes it does.
And I am disgusted. How could you?!