The pocket nazis used to show up at 2-tone gigs with monotonous regularity
So changing my car to a 3.0 v6 diesel makes me what exactly (apart from a frequent visitor to the petrol station)
A lot poorerâŠ
I donât even have a car.
Why?
Dirtier and slower and if itâs a certain expensive Germany make the turbo will fail.
Still, nice cabin, so something to look at while you wait for the recovery
If you fart youâre just as bad.
Sell your car, buy a snowmobile(+40 acres) and do this.
Ignore the obvious contradictions and look at the build. Itâs brilliant
So, Ayatollah dearest, I have this ideaâŠ
Fuck off you daft twat
Thatâs how this conversation will go
#londonproblems
Tell her after the fact.
Never before.
No wonder youâre still married
Always easier to beg forgiveness than ask for permission*.
* Unless youâre Ryan Giggs
Donât worry, Nuclear power will save usâŠ
Iâve already got a nuclear watchâŠat least, it has luminous hands.
Just checkedâŠso do I.
Who said it was?
Doesnât make it any less ridiculous.
Lots of people were sharing it as if it was a real thing and getting all angry about it. Itâs fake so it wouldnât be ridiculous.
It is a real thing. It may not be the officially sanctioned works of Extinction Rebellion.
This might be end up decent.
Just started, so needs work/time, but no big business/government involvement.