I love anagrams.
We put all of our names in the Internet Anagram Server at our old place.
One person’s name was an anagram of WANK REQUIRED.
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Thank you for promoting the Internet Anagram Server, I’ve just killed ten minutes checking mine out. Using my middle name too, my favourites so far are “Bathrobe Jerk Only” and “Enthral Booby Jerk”.
In an effort to try and contribute properly to this thread too, I shall suggest that I’m hoping to see us go out and really play well tomorrow - now we are no longer looking over our shoulders I’m hoping we are going to just go for it and make a game of it. So fed up of the recent half-hearted, turgid performances. What my heart wants and what my head says will happen may be two separate and contrasting things however. I’m taking a tub of Vaseline with me just in case.
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Rand Down Hex Mojo. 
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Ego surely off
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What a great little site that is. I’m split between two,
Brothels More and Herb More Lots.
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I was quite chuffed with
Javelin Semen Kilo
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My Crab Relish
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I’m an…
Anal Parlay Lout
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I’ve just informed first-born she’s…
A Jolly Tory Toe Catcher.
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Bra Rich Turd 
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Aberrant Hymen Jog
Hangmen Artery Job
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The missus’ is Janet Baboon.
No wonder she’s agreed to marry me.
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Or without middle name…
My Gnat Bearer 
Arrange my bet 
Mantra Be Grey 
Try barge Mane 
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True dat, what about the anagram?
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Great fun, but I suspect we’ve wandered off topic. Isn’t there some kind of football game tomorrow?
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He hug hip slip
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Add in my middle initial and I get
Leery muffs goo
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Mrs S is
A coital syrup
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Sorry, I see now what I have unleashed with my comment. I offer my sincerest apologies for derailing the thread.
Yours faithfully,
Hare Knobby Jolter
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A Load Spank No
Dammit
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