I will remind you of this important safety tip
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Good luck Goat!
Photos or GoPro pleaseā¦
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Good luck and safe falling out the sky and hurtling towards the ground thingy
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Hope the other one in the tandem-jump is a big hunkey accommodating sortā¦if you know what I mean. 
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Early jump? Good luck and soft landingsā¦
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two stats you need to be aware of
9.8m/s/s
195kph
First is your rate of acceleration
Second is your, very likely, terminal velocity
On the upside, it is fucking cold today, you will be so numb that you wonāt feel a thing
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I guess Goat is playing āmummyā?
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Or little spoonā¦
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Joke time.
What is the last thing to pass through the goats mind as he hits the ground?
His arse.
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Hereās another
How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the cord?
When the dogās lead goes slack
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Just thought Iād drag this one up againā¦said a passing observer.
Even the plane has got a blindfold on ā¦
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That was fun!
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Heās aliveā¦
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ARRRGGGGGGGGHHHH It speaks! 
Did his āDaddyā get erect? This is the important info Goat
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He was gentle with me but then you canāt have everything.
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Looks like āgame onā for the Narwich away day ā¦ wonāt turn in to a wake after all. Note to self, cancel black suit, order floral one piece to blend in with Bletch. Was 7 all we could muster ?
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