🪂😨 Impending death

A remarkable stroke of ‘luck’ (participant with high blood pressure) has meant that tomorrow (weather permitting) I will be strapped to someone I don’t know and launched out of a plane at 15000 feet, free fall for a minute and (hopefully) land somewhere in a godforsaken field near Salisbury.
Many thanks to my ‘friend’ Giang for convincing me that this is a good idea.
Anyone wishing to make a small charity donation for this madness can do so here:

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I have my own “impending death” on account of an atomic hangover and the only solution I can think of is to throw myself off the office roof

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I can donate a spatula and bucket

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Give me a kick up arse later to donate if you are still able to collect that is. Remember, if at first you don’t succeed, never take up parachuting…

Yep. Donations still open on link above. Many thanks Litsl!

Sorted (You are still a daft twat though as opposed to brave) :wink:

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Tosser!

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Done, I was going to leave a message saying that she should make sure your parachute straps were undone before you jumped but I realised that it wasn’t Sotonians so may not have been well received.

BTW your photo on the JG page is quiet creepy, well done!!!

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My best “and then I’m going to wear your flayed skin like a catsuit” look.

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I thought it was just your natural look. Oh, hang on a sec…

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Indeed, I cant get that image out of my head now its a bit;

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If theres no photo on here it didn’t happen…

I learned to fly from Old Sarum. Back in the day… Lovely view on the way down if you aren’t screaming

Postponed due to shite weather. Will update with new date of impending death.

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That’s cruel. Now a slow impending death…

A link for everybody that contributed…

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CUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNTTTTTT!!!
Actually…delay means there is more time to donate and I can arrange photographic evidence!

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Creeping death

Le petit mort?

He seem to be breathing heavy and showing signs of an oxytocin rush in that pic

The sport is littered with nasty accidents…this is the Portsmouth freefall parachute display team trying out an early prototype auto-opening model…still needs some work…

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I think they’ve got that just right for Portsmouth.

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