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Preparing people for The Time of Not-Drinking.

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Such a good answer, in so few words😄

Two questions.

  1. Is that freshly dug earth under the tree.

  2. Is that a cocktail you invented called the Ukrainienne?

It looks a good knife though.

Only thing missing from that pic is a white van

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Just out of shot to the right.

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It’s just finished cutting limes.

My current favourite:
https://www.heinnie.com/spyderco-ukpk-frn-leaf-flat-grind

So cutting the necks of Englishmen whilst in France

That is as bad as it could ever get

Joan of Arc would get a lighter sentence than you for tthat.

  1. No but there are mole hills around the boule pitch behind the tree. Mole hills round the boule pitch sounds like a traditional french ditty.
  2. Corn n oil.
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I missread limes as limmes my bad :lou_lol:

I have a set of Boules in the Philippines and they have no clue or inclination to play the game but it is big in the Waterside area

Mole hills round the boule pitch sounds like a euphemism for a venereal disease, TBH.

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Shouldn’t that post be on the Gay Chutney name thread?

3 whole days without a drink.

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And I’m done - got a G&T in front of me. I shall try and make sure it’s just the one rather than the whole bottle.

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I was very good and had just two. Off to bed now. Night night.

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Someone else picked up the slack for him.

:lou_facepalm_2:

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8 months since I had an alcoholic drink…

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