How early is too early to drink?

So, we’re walking from Craven cottage to Tower Bridge and we’re 10k down and have stopped in the poshist pub off Chelsea embankment.

Drinking Beavertown Neck Oil Session IPA.

Bloody lovely.

It’s that posh that Cheri Lunghi has just walked in. Still sexy at 60 ish. She’s ordered fish and chips and a white rioja. @Polski_Filip take note.

We thought we were well out of place with our sweat stained shirts (it’s fucking humid in London today) but this was sitting next to our seat.

So avoid the Cooper’s Arms if you don’t like mice but go if you like your fruity ale.

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I don’t give a fuck about Adrian Chiles’ alcohol intake but there is a fun thing that tells you how much of a boozer you are on the global scene, I’ve had a bit of a dry week so only totalled 3.0 litres of pure alcohol per year so ended up as drunk as Nauru (?).

Who can get Belarus is what I’m interested in :beers::tumbler_glass::clinking_glasses::tropical_drink::cocktail::champagne::wine_glass::baby_bottle:

Which is proof of what happens when you leave a white Rioja laying around

It has been a recycling dump for years, but has now gone uber-recycling with recycling nazi SS stormtroopers & their clipboards dictating what can and can’t go where.

I got rid of a fully functioning amp, CD player, record deck and speakers (all separates) Asked if they wanted to sell it in their charity shop and got told no and to put it in the skip as they aren’t allowed to sell it. Then as we were pulling out noticed the :mapoftasmania: taking it all out of the skip. :lou_angry:

Is access secure? Are there CCTV Cameras? Could a homeless guy sneak in to go through the bins nice and early?
Asking for a friend (potentially)

Just found the most amazing brew pub in Pimlico.

Amazing choice and pork pie bar snacks.

15k in.

If you are still upright and aiming to still get to Tiower Bridge cross the river at Vauxhall bridge.

The views are much better and no traffic…but you’ve probably planned that?

We’re heading to Tower bridge and then head back the other side of the river… Although I’m struggling to justify leaving here at the moment. Pork pies from heaven. Amazing choice of beers. It’s called Cask Pub and Kitchen. It’s heaven.

10k?? That’s some weaving you’ve been doing

“Serving great beer since 2009”

What an odd sign. Those sort of signs are there to demonstrate some sort of longevity, some tradition, some expertise. Their’s simply points out that they’ve been in business for 9 years.

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Yeah, and it’s only 2km from the “trendy local pub with it’s own mouse dead”, not the 5 Bletch would like to pretend.

Cherie Lunghi was total crumpet, and probably still is. Get her a pint in and tell her old Numpty is on his way…

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What’s strange is that @saintbletch took a photo of a dead mouse but not of an attractive old lady. Has Annette Crosby popped in?

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I told me mate that I was going to say hello to CL and he walked out in embarrassment and as I walked to CL’s table the woman who I’d reported the mouse to doorstepped me and took me to one side to thanks me for not making a scene. CL didn’t look up so I bottled it. She’s aged @Numptyboi. I would though.

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It’d be rude not to.

@BTripz I’m only telling you what Fitbit is telling.me.

That’s the Black friar in the background. Shit. Camden pale ale. Meh n

Ha ha!! So would I. Could I go first though, as i wouldn’t be long?

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All well and good … but only opening just before 10 past 8 is a bit off isn’t it? Or do they only serve crap beer before then?

So we’ve reached blackfriars bridge and have tapped out. We’re not going to make tower bridge but will cross.here. Any recommendations?