Fuck sake, the (I fail to find the word) of the modern male
“I heard it made sex better so I went for it”!!!
How the fuck can having smooth testes make sex better for you and your girlfriend. Think about it man befor you spend £600 on a fucking vanity project.
And yes the sex probably was great but that was because it wsa all in your pea sized brain!!!
Apparently it raises greater awareness of them. Personally I stick my head out of the front door and if it is pissing down and blowing a hooley, then it is probably a storm
It makes it easier for people to understand how severe the storm will be. They’ll say “it’ll be worse than storm Doris” and people can recall what that what like easier than “It will be worse than storm 1125/z” or “the storm of nov 2012”.
All part of the relentless move to the “look at me” society where everything I made to be more important than it is in the clamour to get media time. It’s a storm ffs Met Office…!
Absolutely right. Up here in Liverpool we were being told all day that in the early hours of the morning there would be 75 mph winds and torrential rain. Satellite weather maps showing the North West right under the eye of Aileen etc etc. Load of bollocks. Woke up this morning and looked through the blinds to inspect the havoc, and nothing. A bit of rain had fallen and a stiff breeze was blowing, but not proper wind. I’ve given better performances myself after a night on the ale followed by a Ruby Murray! It’s almost as if our media are determined to compete with their media across the pond and not get left behind. “Look - Look, we’ve got a storm too, and it’s got a name as well, we are calling it Aileen”. It’s going to create havoc, stay indoors everybody, don’t go out, etc etc. As you say CS, it’s a storm ffs. When did it first become a thing that we should all be treated like infants? Nanny State personified.
