I know, I know, the Express but what the hell
And here’s another thing fellow sad paranoid conspirators… why teh fuck has this been branded Brexit? As if it were the only option… and potentially propaganda!
I am now going to call it Bremain instead… who’s with me in challenging the might of the media assumption? 
Sorry Gay, name changes cost a tenner.
Anyway, you already have a name - “You’re In”
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Hey, Paps put in an appearance - must be stuck in traffic
Well, just when you think the Leave Campaign can’t get any lower
They decide it is a good idea to fly a plane over Jo Cox’s memorial service in Trafalgar Square 
Can anyone tell me what a Brexit vote will mean for the eastern european stripping industry? Will it dry up at all? There are some right saucy minxes from the EU playfully taking off their clobber around the UK and i don’t want to deny them the right to show me their nawks and pink bits for a bit of hard earned.
I can guarantee a Brexit vote will decimate this worthwhile and valued industry - we will be left with the stinky crotch of auntie Glenisis and her 49 year old wart encrusted minge - and it will all be Paps fault for being too worried about bollocks like the EU commission FFS
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That’s the beauty of a points based immigration. We can let in who we like eg big norked Latvian hotties
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I understand that the EU accounts will once again NOT be signed off…uBillions missing and unaccounted for…follow the money trail…major corruption 
investigators being tied to their desk 
USA had 23 trillion missing…all investigators called to a meeting in the Pentagon and a missile sails in through the window…investigation closed down 
IF we stay within the EU will THERE ever be an investigation into the missing monies…EU transparent …my ARRRSE. 
SO…IF any REMAIN expert can promise a thorough investigation and some hope that the accounts might one day…be signed off AND EU becomes transparent and true transparencyUNTIL THEN…I AM OUT 
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How the fuck can that cunt Gove still parade around in a Bus with that 350m lie on the side… The net is half that. And as KRG highlighted above , would less than a 5% extra for NHS … And with 9% of NHs staff from EU migrants, they actually contribute more than that in revenue… Shameless fucking diseased syphalitic cock wart infected cunt … (Can we have a diseased cock emoticon please Lou)
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Brullshit
I must confess, I did chuckle… not my doing…
''Friday’s going to be amazing! i’m going to wake up in my Union Jack jim-jams to the sound of a squadron of Spitfires racing overhead and leaving a trail of hotbuttered crumpets behind them
I’ll run to the corner shop past all the british children who are laughing and squealing with excitement as they make a beautiful statue of the queen out of happy wriggling bulldog puppies - with two corgis for her eyebrows!
bunting flutters everywhere and the man from the betting shop steps into the street - “guess what! England just won the World Cup & The Ashes & The Grand National and here’s the best bit - Boris put a bet on it for everyone! you’re all MILLIONAIRES!!!”
the red arrows fly overhead dropping fish and chips as i walk into the corner shop, get my morning paper and go to the counter. “how much please?” i say to the asian lad there. “1 pence, everything in the whole shop now costs just 1p!” he laughs, “leave it on the counter, i’m off back to pakistan - we all are!”
and he’s right! outside in the streets jolly old nigel farage is leading a huge crowd of happy foreigners - turks, poles, romanians, syrians - there’s even a few English people with heavy suntans mixed up in there! nigel’s playing Rule Britannia on a long pipe, rather like the pipe that takes the gas into your oven, and they’re all following and smiling and talking foreign, bless them!
just then boris flies overhead in a concorde made of Bank of England gold - “don’t worry!” he laughs “I’ve cut out all the bits the French made!” and with that he crashes into the ground at 1200 miles an hour, along with the economy, the country and all the dozy nostalgic foreigner-fearing fuckwits who fell for his bullshit.
grow up. wake up.
IN’’
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Juncker has done us a huge favour with this, superb, we always knew but the remainers just need to see how bad and toxic it really is.
The remain lot want us to be like that, funnily enough we aren’t though, its a but like saying the remain crowd if successful will wake up Friday morning and wank over the City of London, TTIP and a lack of democracy, hold on…
To be fair, I’ll wank over pretty much anything.
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Yep complete and utter cunt…thanks for pointing that out Barry, afterall would not want everyone to get the wrong impression and think all the cunts were on the Leave side… Afterall, Gove and Boris do pretty good impressions of ‘toxic’ bigots themselves.
Cant believe there are actually grown up people who still laugh and joke about bubbly old comedy Boris… harmless buffon… the guy’ a fucking dangerous cunt and there seem plenty who want to validate his arguments…
Call it what you want Juncker was honest we aint getting any more concessions from the EU, thats it, Dave has gone as far as he can go, we cant reform or change it, time to go.
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It’s just been the excuse the racist scumbags needed to vent their spleen in a legitimate manner. I’ve yet to come across one “outer” when I don’t thnk, straight away “cunt”.
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I might have put it in a more subtle way, but think that sort of sumsthings up…
If we played a more active and directional role, rather than having MEPs not committed or even wanting to make it work,we would not need concessions, we would be part of driving the Agenda.