Hapoel Be'er Sheva vs Saints

Southampton Football Club
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Just had a look at all the groups. It’s not goal difference or alphabetical.

Must be the thickness of the brown envelopes.

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It’s because we’re not jewish.

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Seems that the UEFA site is the only one using their own tiebreaker rules, every other site I’ve gone to have Southampton in 1st… see point 4 for the important bit (away goals scored).

Here are the tibreakers :-

Tiebreakers
The teams are ranked according to points (3 points for a win, 1 point for a draw, 0 points for a loss). If two or more teams are equal on points on completion of the group matches, the following criteria are applied in the order given to determine the rankings (regulations Article 16.01):[3]
  1. higher number of points obtained in the group matches played among the teams in question;
  2. superior goal difference from the group matches played among the teams in question;
  3. higher number of goals scored in the group matches played among the teams in question;
  4. higher number of goals scored away from home in the group matches played among the teams in question;
  5. if, after having applied criteria 1 to 4, teams still have an equal ranking, criteria 1 to 4 are reapplied exclusively to the matches between the teams in question to determine their final rankings. If this procedure does not lead to a decision, criteria 6 to 12 apply;
  6. superior goal difference in all group matches;
  7. higher number of goals scored in all group matches;
  8. higher number of away goals scored in all group matches;
  9. higher number of wins in all group matches;
  10. higher number of away wins in all group matches;
  11. lower disciplinary points total based only on yellow and red cards received in all group matches (red card = 3 points, yellow card = 1 point, expulsion for two yellow cards in one match = 3 points);
  12. higher club coefficient.
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So according to that list we are top with a superior goal difference of +3 against HBS’s +2

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Fuck sake, too fucking confusing, whatever happened to the campaign for plain English?

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Originally posted by @BTripz

Bung saxako, tee bungick cenbusick, haxatovol whaxapponow te zo caxampaxaign bel praxain Ockrisk?

Just copy and paste anything you don’t understand into this translater…all will become clear: http://mybigmonkey.com/gibberish/

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I have one of these implanted. It triggers after eight pints.

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Jet sulo zaxat nud chlindrupp sluo. Pum’mo vot ug en twe sopolaxato eccaxasiens pi feth timos ug soomow sefol fut dinceholonk.