FFS
Everyone has been doing this for years
We call it Pasta Mess
Early drive to Kayseria for flight back to Istanbul - but better than driving back. And we only got half way across the country- not that a trip along the border with Iran jumps out as a must do…
Need to work on those green points / planting trees etc.
I love these tinterneters
They put a slice of cheese on a slice of toast under the grill, film it and act like they’ve invented fire
But they don’t put Lea & Perrins on it so it taste like shit.
Third biggest mistake: Planning a barbecue.
Second biggest: Inviting anyone.
Biggest mistake: Going through with it.
Try this
It takes a bit longer than your normal lasagna but worth it. Very tasty.
Your cholesterol levels will go off the chart mind…
Nonsense!! You have it with a green salad, it says so.
Germany’s answer to the deep fried Mars bar. 
We have been doing salads this summer
Tonights was a Jamon, peach and burrata
My favourite is watermelon cucumber feta and mint
Excuse my french but what the fuck is that?
I cant say why would you eat it as I dont know what it is.
Well mint is a herb. Tastes like your toothpaste
HTH
It’s only July, but we already have a winner for Gayest Post of the Year. 
Ahem…
Wokest FFS.
Wokest post
Is that to cover up the taste of the rest of it. Asking for a friend, like…
I have to say that was one of the best pizzas i have had
We cheated and bought the dough in - from ooni - but even so, amazing
The weekend just gone I cold smoked cheese - cheddar and Brie - it is amazing, way better than shop bought stuff and only takes a few hours
Jeez they’re breaking out new Vaping flavours every week now. 
