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For your next trip…

https://notesfrompoland.com/2023/06/19/polish-restuarant-awarded-two-michelin-stars-for-first-time/

Pah, it’s only worth a Detour

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For a two star, the tasting menu is quite reasonably priced

On your way to The Singer Club as @Goatboy may be able to recall…

Not a gorgeous recipe, but this chimed with how I roll in the C_S kitchen. Fuck you media foodie influencers :wink:


Pork ribs in BBQ Sauce

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Is that the vegan option?

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Go to the butcher, she says

Get some short rib, she says

Ok, I say

You tit, she says

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I watch Masterchef
That takes about a week to cook or aomething.
Trust you have enough wine

I assume that’s not just a very a small bbq/smoker?

It took 11 hours

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That was 3.9 kgs of meat

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I’m sure the anticipation was worth it…. :wink:

We dont have vegans in the Phillipines they would starve and then die

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Short rib update

The left overs make a next level beef sandwich

And I still have enough for tomorrow

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Food for thought

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Any takers?

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Umm yes please send ASAP

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He is talking shit…probably burnt too many to care anymore and he can stick his fucking Tyre company stars up his arse along with his fucking waterbath…

MoM is THE fucking burger king…

Like all BBQ cooking you need patience until you get that nice grey charcoal and adjust tehe height of your grill just right and ensure your burgers are right thickness… oh and make your own burgers (recipe below)… and turn every minute or so so that you get an even cook without burning

2 kg Minced beef - best quality you can afford from local organic farm shop where they see you coming and don’t bother with lower fat content, thats for fannies - Mince should also be extremely fresh so that you eat it just a tiny bit pink so it is so juicy it runs down your chin like a huge load escaping a hookers mouth

500g of quality pork mice (NOT sausage meet)

Break it gently up in a large bowl
Finely chopped onion (very fine)
2 large clothes of Garlic finely chopped
1 egg yolk to bind
Good dash of Worcestershire sauce
1.5 table spoon of whole grain mustard (Maille or similar)
2 table spoon of freshly chopped parsley
1/2 table spoon of dried thyme
(Optional teaspoon of cayenne pepper if you like it spicy)

Get your hands cleans and gently massage your meat - you must not squeeze too hard to compress the meat, easy down it to get a good mix with still some air in it all.

Make your burgers (Any cunt who calls them patties can fuck off). Now gently make a ball just a little smaller than a tennis ball (125-140g /Quarter pound +)

Gently flatten out to about 2 cm minimum thickness which should give you a burger about 9-10 cm in diameter (Do not use a burger press as this compresses your meat too much and it will be dry and heavy when cooked)

You are ready for burger heaven.

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2 kg Minced beef - best quality you can afford from local organic farm shop where they see you coming and don’t bother with lower fat content, thats for fannies - Mince should also be extremely fresh so that you eat it just a tiny bit pink so it is so juicy it runs down your chin like a huge load escaping a hookers mouth

This I can relate too

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