Chuck it away and come to Eastleigh
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In several hours, this pork shoulder will be so tender you could eat it with a wooden spoon. At least, thatâs the plan. And, as @SO5-4BW canât be trusted with proper cutlery, thatâs probably just as well.
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Looks way better than he deserves. Hope you went back to bed 
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I donât like pork
Maybe I should have said
Can we get a takeaway�
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Been there. Done that. In Vietnam.
Stir-fried lamb with (lots of) garlic, ginger and sesame. With a light sauce of soy, rice wine and a hint of chilli. Served with stir-fried mixed veg in oyster sauce
Not bad at all.
I can happily report that the pulled pork, served with boiled Jersey Royal potatoes, asparagus and a charred lemon beurre blanc, was fab and enjoyed by one and all.
The only slight downside is that @SO5-4BW has lost the sight in his right eye. Unfortunately, my ever-loving wife was unaware of his tableware requirements and put metal cutlery next to his crayons. The results were sadly predictable, but at least we had a can of lychees on hand to replace the damaged item. Plus, of course heâs a cunt so we donât really care very much. Well, at all, really.
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I tried Jalapeno poppers on the Kamado
Buy some Jalapeno peppers, half them and scape them out fill with a mixture of chorizo and cream cheese, wrap in streaky bacon and cook on indirect heat until they are crispy
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No fvcking way.
Only Poppers are Ainslies.
Take Jalapeno, slice it, clean inside. Layer a small nob of butter on the bottom then finely chopped Ginger & Basil.
Insert the perfect sized shrimp to fit, any gap again spread some butter on top the shrimp.
Build 4-6 into a ladder opening facing upwards bbq far to many ladders.
Serve as a starter before New Zealand Prime Rib Eye Steak.
Side dish.
Sliced mushrooms fried, before finishing add desert spoon Sweet Chilli and 2 dessert spoons of any EXTRA SPICY Ketchup you can find.
Reduce down. Serve with Fries Salad and copious onion rings
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Malt hops yeast & water mixed then left for a while decanted into small bottles and cooled to about 5 deg C
Its bloody lovely
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I hate you.
Tonight i have Rock Melon slices.
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ThatâsâŚâŚterrible
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Waiter, is fish one of the specials?
No sir, he was in Marillion.
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Fucking hell 
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Cheeky Maccies & fries at Waterloo after an afternoon of beer - delivered to my hand as soon as I paid by card
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You mean 3 servings of spaghetti with 3 different things to make it less bland, right?
I think he means pasta, pasta, pasta, and chips. With a sliver of meat for garnish 
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Cabonara, obviously bolognaise, and Al Funghi. With kobe beef stir fried with garlic and salt and pepper.
Some chips just to make it humble.
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