No is cause you is a c***
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Does anyone know how to move a lung?
Iāve eaten so much and now I canāt breath
Running for the bus and have realised that there isnāt enough space for me innards.
Theyāre soon to be outards.
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He did for me when he said he came from Ballygobackwards ā¦ at this point I drilled my eyeballs out
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I go put for dinner eat some fantastic pickles & the Gargantuan thread has moved.
Ffs
Squat on curb and have a big shit. You will feel much better
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Would that I could. Itās 5 courses of Chinese food up round my heart and throat. Itās 12 hours away from digestive transit.
If I had a knife Iād cut it out.
Okā¦ calls for emergency measuresā¦ if you canāt get it to pass through gut, rectum and anus, then you need to bring it all back up.
Suggest going back to the salty cock you were sucking on earlier and I donāt mean the peking style one
Iāve always thought that if I was in a real medical emergency that Iād post my symptoms here rather than dialling 999.
Only because the NHS is overstretchedā¦
Standby, Iāll let you know how I go.
7 mins for bus.
Good luck, I am
Preying for you
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Made it on to the bus but Iāve still got Chow Mein heart from the eat as much as you can buffet.
I won, btw.
What did you win?
I see the Mail readers struggled with the adaptation - and a couple of sweary words with one fine reader ā¦ and I quote āI switched off after they made Scrooge used the F-word, and iām Proper sweary meāā
Does Fatso read the Mail? Did he write I?
Did we need another purist adaptation since there are many?
Or is this āpeaked Blindersā version a fair modernisation?
I suspect the āright propa sweary blokeā loved the modern version with Grant Mitchell as Eddie Scrooge, dept collectorā¦
Well Iām home now and letās just say that Iāve solved one internal plumbing problem by causing an external plumbing problem.
Once I get it to flush Iāll be fine.
Bletch 1 - 0 Chinese Meal.
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Question is which hole did it pass through ?
Also all
That monosodium glutamate is like cement ā¦ you best ask for some plumbing advice
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Well this household quite enjoyed the dark and creepy A Christmas Carol.
Managed to end of Christmas Past before collapsing long work days not booze honest.
Thought it was ok & relevant if not quite woke
Mackenzie Crookās new adaptation of Worzel Gummidge is a joy. With added The Unthanks. Available on iplayer.
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We really enjoyed this. Good family stuff. As with the Detectorists, Crook is proving his writing and directing mettle.
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I thought I would of give The Witcher a go. Got 40 mins into episode 1 and turned it off. Utter rubbish. Just really shit. Really, really shit.