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I’ve been trying to convince the missus to watch it, and have been trying to decide (oddly) which season to recommend first.

No, it was 99% terrible but 0.5% funny and 0.5% she’s hot, hope she get’s naked
 oh
 she does.

The funny bits are:

  1. rating peoples knobs and fannies on TV in front of them

  2. When they get rejected, they have to leave the booth, walk out naked to “This is Rob from Harrow and he is an estate agent” while the woman who just said he had a small knob says “Soz”. The lols bit is imagining Rob going into Foxtons in Harrow the next day and his mates going “how did it go? When is it on air?”

  3. The people who have just been eliminated for having weird balls or whatever then to a man/woman say "I am glad I did this as it has been great for my self confidence.

Plus you get to see someone who looks a bit like Rihanna get naked to rate other naked women.

This keeps you interest for a bit and makes you forget how shit it actually is. It is a bit like when that guy did the naked jungle crystal maze like thing.

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Originally posted by @Tokyo-Saint

Originally posted by @Bearsy

No! That is v.much in my field of interest tho! Was it as gd as it sounds?

No, it was 99% terrible but 0.5% funny and 0.5% she’s hot, hope she get’s naked
 oh
 she does.

The funny bits are:

  1. rating peoples knobs and fannies on TV in front of them

  2. When they get rejected, they have to leave the booth, walk out naked to “This is Rob from Harrow and he is an estate agent” while the woman who just said he had a small knob says “Soz”. The lols bit is imagining Rob going into Foxtons in Harrow the next day and his mates going “how did it go? When is it on air?”

  3. The people who have just been eliminated for having weird balls or whatever then to a man/woman say "I am glad I did this as it has been great for my self confidence.

Plus you get to see someone who looks a bit like Rihanna get naked to rate other naked women.

This keeps you interest for a bit and makes you forget how shit it actually is. It is a bit like when that guy did the naked jungle crystal maze like thing.

Downloaded this last night on your recommendation. Truly bizarre! All I can say is that most people actually look better with clothes on!

It was only ever 1% recommended and prob worth that 1% just for the Rihanna bird and the talking point.

Did you watch it with the family like me or alone like bear?

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I haven’t jacked it all week. I’m conducting a Social Experiment. I wonder what the Guiness Book of Records is for not jacking it?

It’s becoming a problem tho, I watched Babestation for 4 hours last night, I wasn’t jacking or nothing, but my penis was making me watch. He’s also got a thing about all the secretary’s at work, even the ugly ones. It’s getting embarrassing. It’s only been 4 days.

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On your recommendation I watched this bear. I have to say it is right up there with ‘Girls’ as your recommendations go. 2 episodes in and I am still not sure if it is going to be funny yet - maybe the lols are in latter episodes.

You are definitely in touch with your feminine side bear. I can imagine you sitting at home, watching this, Girls and Ally McBeal, thinking “don’t girls just talk about the most interesting things? All their insecurities and worries about finding Mr. Right is just so lols. I’ll post this on saintsloungewebs”

I will give you him and her as a decent recommendation but I am starting to think you were mostly into the her part of that comedy and zone out when Steve is speaking.

I watched it with the missus. I would give it a higher recommendation just for the WTF? factor!

Yeah I think it is an ideal program to watch with family members to make them feel uncomfortable. Just put it on and say nothing. First one to make a comment or walk out loses.

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Originally posted by @Tokyo-Saint

Originally posted by @Bearsy

Watch Fleabag on bbc iplayer it is only pilot but it is vg trust

On your recommendation I watched this bear. I have to say it is right up there with ‘Girls’ as your recommendations go. 2 episodes in and I am still not sure if it is going to be funny yet - maybe the lols are in latter episodes.

I didn’t say it was v.funny, i said it was v.gd shows. I ain’t seen second episode yet, but first one was v.clever + interest, and you can suck it srs!

I ain’t sucking your vag bear, srs!

With that kind of attitude you are never going to find Mr. Right. btw - that dress makes you look fat.

Episode 3 of Preacher.

I can now say this is most excllnt srs.

Obviously still no idea wtf is going on, but I can now say it makes Lost seem comprehensible and Walking Dead seem well, limited in scope and also makes the writers of Once upon a time seem sane and sober.

Dominic Cooper (the Vampire from Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter) is the star, and if anything there is a feel of that totally batshit worng but right movie about the series.

Seth Rogan clearly has a bonkers view of life and has taken his warped attitude (A million ways to die in the west) a few lightyears into funny farm land.

Again, like in Lucifer I find myself laughing at things I really shouldn’t, be they chainsaw fights, Tin Cans, or Speed Cops.

Shame that the world of Downloads has become so diverse, we only get these types of shows and old stuff like The Midwifes etc

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Enjoying this with kid and Mrs. Cheers.

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Stranger Things was absolutely fucking excellent, news this week is that there’s a Season (sorry) 2 on the way which is a direct sequel as well which will be good.

Naked Attraction made me feel nauseous, something about the mix of studio lighting, Dawn Porter and mountains of cocks and fannies put me off. I was just thinking about the poor cleaners coming into that smell at the end of the day


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Originally posted by @SuperMikey

Stranger Things was absolutely fucking excellent, news this week is that there’s a Season (sorry) 2 on the way which is a direct sequel as well which will be good.

It was a great show that knowingly pushed all of our buttons. Fair play to them. Improperly implemented, it could have been one of those ripoffs you see on the SyFy (or whatever the fuck they’re calling it now). It was properly handled.

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Watched the second programme of Naked Attraction and am still puzzled by the whole premise. Do we really choose a partner/mate based on our desire to shag them? Shagging is one thing, being with someone on a longer term basis involves things like personality doesnt it? Anyway, back to the programme. The bloke was built, and I mean built but personalitywise seemed a bit of a twat. I dont think he chose well either but then I wasnt him (but he did pass over two fitties and chose the one with attitude and tats). The girl also chose badly I think. The bloke didnt seem to fancy her. She has a nice vagina but seemed a bit bonkers.

Now on to more serious stuff. The Living And The Dead finished last night. Good twist at the end but I am note sure how a car from 2016 ends up in a bog in the late 1800s? Lots of ghosts in it and the main story sort of worked, but I am still trying to work out how the other ghosts fitted in. Worth a watch if you like well acted costume drama but could have been better.

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Not sure if it’s mentioned else where on here as I’m a few pages behind and too lazy to read back.

Tyrant has just started its 3rd season. Id had forgotten all about it until I came across it on my planne. Well worth giving it a try.

The bit where they say goodbye to hopeful naked people is funny. They keep their “bits” as far away from the other person as they can when they kiss goodbye. I still think most of them look much better with their clothes on.

Just finished watching this series after my friend recommended it, shouldn’t have watched 7 episodes in a row, I’m emotionally exhausted.

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Mate came round for Dinner this week & delivered 120Gb of TV & movies so can now watch some of your much loved shows like Peaks etc.

Meanwhile a decent new US show here is Containment.

It’s not great drama and is typically formulaic kids in peril etc but the concept is good and scarily relevant these days.

Star is obviously a CGI/clone of Denzel Washington and it is almost a Zombie show (well they mention Zombie Apocalypse)

Syrian refugee goes to Atlanta hospital with a cold. Infects the Doc


It is no spoiler to say it’s a 100% mortality fast acting Virus and 4000 people get forcibly quarantined in downtown Atlanta

1st 2 episodes make a nod to EBola, White Police brutality, ISIS, and leave room for conspiracies CDC etc.

Currently still too fluffy BUT a clever flash forward at the start gives indications it will get real and while we saw a lot of this patient zero on Contagion with Matt Damon it holds promise and there have been a few scenes you don’t want to watch over dinner

Will it be “extreme” enough for you lot brought up on Walking Dead? Don’t know. But the Bio Terror angle is interesting

Just stay 4 to 6 feet apart while watching it

It is not Dawn O’Porter in that show.

This show was quite the talk in the office. I won’t be bothering to watch it.