⛺ Glastonbury 2019

Fuck that, if it was a better line up I would have gone in the resell, not a chance, watch every minute from the comfort of my garden, really looking forward to it.

You’re glad you didn’t get a ticket because the line up is shit and you have better things to do(holidaying in the land of the mass murderers), but your going to

What are you looking forward to exactly?

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Yeah alright, Uncle Barry.

So where are you going instead? What’s the line up there?

I didn’t go to China SOS.

Don’t know, Majorca in a few weeks, Dublin in July and haven’t thought yet for our August Holidays…

Barry, I care not for the witless minutiae of you going through the motions of your latest tawdry escapades.

I’m asking you to give me the name of a festival happening in 2019, in the United Kingdom, with a better line up.

Going through a few bits that I need to bring back on this weekends’ trip, not so much weight wise but IATA regulations wise.

So been charging Power Banks ready for security, been through all the meds I could possibly need for both trips (old fart, bad knees type stuff)

The clock ticks ever closer. Trying to get to Glasto with only 20Kg does take some planning & begging! Key elements are that Blow Up bed, Pillow & Sleeping Bag are already “borrowed” and waiting in UK along with the Tent. Still have stuff I put separately when we packed & moved from Dubai that I can’t find which is doing my head in!

Let’s face it Baz…Glasto line-up will never be good enough for you…just like everything else so just cut the shit about readying yourself for Resell.
We all know you’ ve never had any intention of going from day one.

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Fucked if I know but what does that mean? The middle aged will dance to anything?

Bollocks, I would love to go again, love it! I’ll be trying again next year for sure for tickets.

But Baz, with your high standards how can you justify paying so much money and not know the line up?

I disagree to ab extent. One of the reasons this is comedy gold par excellence is because Barry really did want to go, but started decrying everything as shit when he failed to get tickets.

We’ve also seen a trip to New York in a fuck youse protest.

Comedy gold. Par excellence.

Most draw the line at Status Quo,mate.

He seems to have avoided your question. Weird that.

With 4 hols already planned this year he appears to have the cash for glasto.

World War II Gold innit.

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What question? Went for tickets, couldn’t get tickets, went to New York, line up came out, laughed at line, will buy ridiculous ale for said denied ticket weekend.
Thats it middle aged ticket takers.

First “hint” of “surprise guests” for the karaoke afternoon set with Kylie.

ie Jason Donovan

Good that she is aware that the whole OOT light show shit she did back in 2009 won’t work at Glasto

And tbh it didn’t work in 2009, got in the way of the singing

He starts a theatre run on that weekend but sure he will make a Sunday slot. Fingers crossed Nick Cave

@pap asked you above which festival has a better line up.