Middle aged people do.
So do Kids is what I was saying.
Not as much as they used to, you’re not down with the kids are you?
Well I have two of them
Is that not illegal unless you’re Jimmy Saville or Paul Gadd
I was just pointing out to Barry that they have mobile phones of the apple varieties. He seems to think only middle aged people have them and that’s why Glastonbury is ruined. Or something like that.
If I tried to imagine a person ‘not down with the kids’ you would be right up there bazza.
middle aged, right wing , pro trump quo fan.
Fucking right down with the kids me, most kids like shit material things, if you have them they’re your mate.
Do you have kids Barry?
Yes.
Do you ever listen to them?
“Fucking right down with the kids me, most kids like shit material things, if you have them they’re your mate.”
Got Glitter all over it.
Yes.
Your filthy mind is warped son.
So, er, still not arsed about not going to Glastonbury then, Bazza?
Could spend the whole weekend on my Android device in The Glade, got a real edgy lineup
I lived in The Glade the only edgy line ups were the kerb stones
It sounds a lot better than Uncle Barry’s shed (replete with cheap material shit to wow the young 'uns)
On the plus side Bazza’s shed is likely to have access to electricity to charge those devices (kids never take enough power banks)
And probably won’t be any long drops