Did I notice on Strava that you avoided the big hill at the endâŚwell, avoided most of it?
If Iâd known youâd all be taking the easy option to doing 1,000km in a month, I would never have sponsored you.
Itâs like Colonel Tom using a mobility scooter.
I knew some pedantic bugger would ask that, let me point something out to you on my routeâŚ
The bit where I double back on myself (at the top of a short climb) was because the bizzies had closed the road off due to something. I would normally have followed the yellow and orange bit, the orange bit is where that climb (that isnât a climb) isâŚ
So basically I had to add an extra 2-3 miles to my route to get around a police road block.
I find in times of personal challenge, asking myself âwhat would Colonel Tom do?â helps.
not that I would like to use the death of someone to prove a point but I believe I may be vindicatedâŚ
Well quick update, just gone past 400km but am about 100 behind schedule as the weather up hear is not being kind with high winds⌠seemingly timed to do heir worst when I actually have time to get outâŚ
Bob and Neil also cracking on so just need a bit more cash to keep us going 
I think you guys should post links to Strava rides. So we can keep the thread updated.
Also, we can check if @BTripz is avoiding hills again.
9th ride this month, 290miles so far (467 km for @Map-Of-Tasmania)
Check out my activity on Strava:
Ride 10âŚ
https://strava.app.link/ls7h07Faz6
Note to @saintbletch, hill avoidance from last week was avoided todayâŚ
Convert to KM and metres claimed otherwise you are not a proper cyclist
Now donât go all miles on me again or you will be a very naughty boy
Yes sir, sorry MoT sir, wonât do it again sirâŚ
You will, you know you will, and youâre fooling no-one. You are a very naughty boy, you just canât help it.
He needs a spanking
Iâll hold your coat. 
Its no longer âbigâ bad bob⌠but little streak of piss Bob! ⌠I on the other hand am a fat bastardâŚ
what happened to our pin? @saintbletch - get it sorted!
Please darling
Mean and moody look Bob more flaming likeâŚnot my best mugshot 
