Getting a semi on for Chelsea

If you do turn up and don’t look anything like your avatar I, for one, will be severly disappointed.

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So far a half hourly service on that day down from 15 minutes

Now i have just discovered my slot for buying tickets is when I am in Jamaica

Jesus christ, If I actually manage to get there, I will be owed a win

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It’s a pretty good representation, I reckon.

One of the artists on my team did it, very talented lady.

It looks like your twitter profile pic so I’m guessing it’s quite near reality…

Nah, she’s made me look half decent.

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Ok half way their special deal on new non stop flight to Krakow for some work. Next the UK leg.

Damn football never used to this complicated

Ffs

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OK I’m in.

The bad news is I ain’t seen us win a game I’ve been at for years…

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Mine isn’t coming, so hers is available. 2 or 3 games attended, so first or second day of members.

You won’t get the best seats, but you’ll get them together. It’s an option if nothing better turns up.

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Likewise chaps … Tyke and I are unlikely to get to this unfortunately so we have 2 membership tickets which qualify for the first day of membership sale. Let me know if you want me to buy 2 tickets for you. CD

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The Ayatollah was uncharacteristically receptive to my plan of deserting her with the luggage in France - thats set off a couple of alarms bells. Not doubt I am going to pay for this somehow.

Anyhow, Flights now booked before she changes her mind

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That’ll be perfect S CD! Can you pm me tykes name Dob and membership number and then I can add to my friends and family for online tickets?

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GB

If you can get SoS’s details for your extra one that would be ideal else you’ll have to scrap it out with Kev (Cobham) who has already PM’d me to snaffle both …

SCD

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Yes please SOS! Can you pm me name dob and mem no of mutant please?

Oh how they are wetting themselves on fiverweb about the ticketing web site (all the cheap seats are sold OR all the best seats are sold) That lot would moan if we were 8-0 up with 2 minutes to play FFS

Meanwhile the club is aware

They’ve clearly never tried getting Glasto tickets :lou_eyes_to_sky:

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Somehow managed to sneak through the clubs firewalls and book tickets in advance of my allocation. They then got their shit together and locked me out before I could get the travel sorted.

More middle class bellends not wanting to let go, just what football needs, hold on…

My mates coming round to avail himself of my super-fast Virgin Media Broadband this afternoon. We will be selecting our tickets and travel and not expecting any dramas.

He has BT Super-fast Broadband so you will understand why he’s coming to me rather than the other way round.

Will report back later. :lou_lol:

Hmm, methinks, unless your mate’s BT Super-fast Broadband speed is actually old 33k dial up speed that your mate has sold you a fast one.

Are you, perchance, wining and dining said “friend” when he comes around your place?