🗳:tories::labour: General Election 2024

[Polski_Filip]

https://x.com/Redpeter99/status/1806603155230036314?t=OMgH_YkbnxlxLnJhEStdzg&s=19

[Nottarf-Krap]

Led by Donkeys interrupt Nigel Farage speech by lowering huge Putin banner (msn.com)

[Cobham-Saint]

[PhilippineSaint]

[lifeintheslowlane]

They’ve also sawn a bit off the exhaust pipe.

[scotty]

@lifeintheslowlane

They’ve also sawn a bit off the exhaust pipe.

Police are baffled.

[scotty]

Farage has branched out into hardcore pornography.

[Cobham-Saint]

Finally got UKIP and Reform election flyers pushed through the door - blimey, they’re both on the very closest edge of promoting racism - they must have hired some very smart lawyers.

The Reform leaflet is clearly a bog standard leaflet with pictures of Fartage and Tice all over it and a very small box where the local candidates name has been inserted. No idea of who he/she (obviously not a she).

Our UKIP candidate is a local nutter who is beyond The Pale even for the dyed in the wool Tories around here.

Labour are not even trying to compete - no leaflets or doorstepping.

Strangely we got a leaflet from the Lib Dem’s, but after being torn from Esher & Walton in the Tories latest gerrymandering the question is could they overturn the expected Tory majority?

Judging by a very late proliferation of Lib Dem posters / signs across the locale perhaps people are holding their noses for the local least worst option?

[Bucks]

Not had anything like that here mate. Just Libs and Tories. Anyone else standing will be lucky to get nil.

[Cobham-Saint]

You’re still in Esther & Walton, right?

Oxshott and Cobham got moved into a majority Tory area

[Shroppie]

Following Ed Davey’s latest escapade:

A man on a length of elastic
Decided to do something drastic
When he jumped off the cliff he
Came back in a jiffy
And screamed to his friends “It’s fantastic!”
(Michael Palin)

[Lets-B-Drinking]

[Goatboy]

https://x.com/johnrobb77/status/1807887210945171893?s=46&t=pmRoIYedgZ-XOmC6RWn_0w

[BTripz]

Is it just me or has it been a very low key Election campaign for all parties this time around, or am I just not bovvered?

[scotty]

@BTripz

Is it just me or has it been a very low key Election campaign for all parties this time around?

I think that’s probably true, I’ve noticed that there’s been less visible electioneering this time. I had put it down to the party machines concentrating on social meeja, in which case I wouldn’t be aware of it.

[CB-Saint]

Labour are thinking what’s the point we have it sorted
Tories are thinking what’s the point we have fucked it
Reform are thinking keep the nutters at home and they can’t fuck it
and the Libs - whats the point of them

[scotty]

@CB-Saint

and the Libs - whats the point of them

… paging @Shroppie …

[CB-Saint]

Its the abstain vote - when you don’t want to spoil your ballot paper but don’t want to vote for the main parties

[scotty]

@CB-Saint

Its the abstain vote - when you don’t want to spoil your ballot paper but don’t want to vote for the main parties

[CB-Saint]