Uppercase PC and no apostrophe please 
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Change it yourself you have the power 
I live 2 minutes walk down the road from Mellwood. Chaos out there at the moment, hordes of people waiting outside in the rain, chanting, screaming every time the next one arrives at the gate in their Baby Bentley. My good mate, a staunch Evertonian, and the bitterest Blue you could ever wish to meet is fucking suicidal.
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You’ll miss all this when they move to Kirkby.
Like i would miss a dose of the pox!
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I live near the airport and last night between 2330 and 0100 there were probably 10-15 planes in queue and taking off back to Barcelona, the noise fucking hell! And I fly out of Speke the day of the bastard final…
Anybody uttering the horrible yank phrase “can I get…” on British soil should be immediately penalised with a firm crack in the fucking mouth, then forcibly ejected from the building. No excuses, no arguments, no exceptions.
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Can I get that in writing ?
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No, but you can have it in writing 
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Likewise anybody referring to someone as ‘dude’.
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The upside of the Royal Bastard giving birth is that it is keeping the scousers off the front page
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Dude, chillax, can’t we just get some peace and love on here ?
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That would be awesome.
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can I get some peace and love please?
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50p behind the bins at the Maccies drive-thru so I’m reliably informed. I think that was @Fatso ‘s going rate?
I miss @Fatso 
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Spuds losing but its all Southampton in Amsterdam according to the BBC
Ajax 1-0 Tottenham (Agg: 2-0)
But instead it’s nearly a goal at the other end! Victor Wanyama loses the ball cheaply and Ajax come away with real purpose, they find Dusan Tadic on the left. He glides past Toby Alderweireld, Saint on Saint, and drags a shot just wide.
He’s scored 34 (THIRTY-FOUR) goals this season! What were Southampton doing to him?!