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Woohoo!
I chose violence. She has got her mojo back!
Iâm more excited than an adult should be at its return.
I was over in Northern Ireland last week. I have a huge but rather obvious spoiler for next season.
Huge as in its big. Rather obvious in that it was always going to happen. I will say no more.
My step-brother spends about half the year in NI, he is part of the lighting crew.
I donât watch it, but I know what happens. Have done for a while.
Any of you nerds piss me off, Iâm dropping a tonne of spoilers
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Youâre such a twat KRG, Kreates Rubbish Games is really what KRG means, never liked you or your posting style. And your political viewpoint is so crap
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NoooooooooooooooooooooooooâŠdont piss him off!!!
So⊠the 25th of April it is.
Cannot waaaaiiiit for this!!! I feel like a small child on Christmas Eve! 
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Just over two weeks to go!
Meanwhile all together now - Aw how sweet,
Jon Snow is REALLY sh@gging Ygritte!
By Sam Haysom1 hour ago
Contains some (fairly old) Game of Thrones spoilers.
LONDON â Remember how crushingly sad you were when Ygritte died, and her and Jon Snow's all-too-brief romance was brought to a blunt, painful end?
SEE ALSO: Kit Harington drops more cryptic 'Game of Thrones' Season 6 hints
Well, dry those eyes. Kit Harington and Rose Leslie, who were photographed together earlier in the year, hit the red carpet at Sunday's Olivier Awards in London as an official couple, proving the universe isn't quite as nightmarishly tragic as George R. R. Martin would have us believe.
Think romance is dead? You know nothing.
Image: PA Wire/Press Association Images
Since they were pictured together back in 2012 there have been rumours about Harington and Leslie's relationship â apparently they split up in 2013, but there have been conflicting reports since of them getting back together on-and-off â but now there's no doubt; Jon Snow and Ygritte have been re-united at last.
Looks like death doesn't have to be the end after all, right Jon?
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Haha, as for the âdeathâ of Jon Snow â one thing we do know, is that from the episode which was the only one to feature the âBrotherhood Without Bannersâ â is that a Red Priest/ess can bring people back to life from the dead. It seems from their (the Brotherhoodâs) subsequent inactivity in the series, that this episode was in place purely to establish this fact in our minds.
And we already conveniently have good old Melisandra the child-killer in place at Castle Black, ready to (very slightly) redeem herself by doing just that. 
Whether or not heâll first Warg into Ghost as a kind of âtemporary Bed and Breakfastâ for his soul whilst the red witch waits for her chance to act, is another theory.
Tick tock, tick tock.
Jon Snerr wakes up and goes, omg! It was all a Dream srs
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Hopefully, the Red Witch will also time travel him so he wakes up in the cave with a naked Ygritte on full view again
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i would like to bang the red witch, but i would feel guilty if she queefed out a gas baby and it killed my brother srs
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Sod that, she has a habit of sticking Leeches on your bits and doing the wrong sort of sucking off.
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Originally posted by Dubai_Phil
Sod that, she has a habit of sticking Leeches on your bits and doing the wrong sort of sucking off.
Off topic â but have you considered this for a potential âclean-upâ method Pap?
Leeches: especially helpful for getting to those hard to wipe areas.
Originally posted by @Jack-Schitt
Originally posted by Dubai_Phil
Sod that, she has a habit of sticking Leeches on your bits and doing the wrong sort of sucking off.
Off topic â but have you considered this for a potential âclean-upâ method Pap?
Leeches: especially helpful for getting to those hard to wipe areas.
Iâve considered a bidet several times.
Leeches, nah.
Iâm off tomorrow and tempted to watch the 2am stream.
I wonder if Bearsy would still like to bang the Red Witch.
It seems appearances can be deceptive.
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Originally posted by @Ex-Trader
I wonder if Bearsy would still like to bang the Red Witch.
It seems appearances can be deceptive.
Some things can never be unseenâŠ