šŸ–• Fuck you Adam and the deserters

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Fair enough. Tbh, I saw an article about him this morning which was pure unadorned clickbait, speculating about his possible return to saints. No quotes, no actual reason given as to why we might want him or why heā€™d want to return, I havenā€™t seen or heard any story that links him to us for any reason other than he used to play for us and is up for sale.

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It was in The Express. 'Nuff said.

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Wednesday he picked up the player of the year award.
Thursday he was in Woolton, Liverpool checking out his new rented pad.

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Are you after getting a ban or something? :smiley:

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Ha Ha, it still pisses me off that, the ammo to clear me out was correct which was/is a load of bollocks, Iā€™m happier here with you arseholes.

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Aaawww, thanks Baz.

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All heart is our Bazā€¦we loves you too. :lips: :lips:

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It takes great skill to be an arsehole

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Which is why Sotonians is highly skilled.

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Yeah but everyoneā€™s got oneā€¦and @Barry-Sanchez is ours :kiss:

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You answered your own question :rofl:

Itā€™s part and parcel of being a football fan innit, and a football fan is like an onionā€¦

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Prime import good :smiley:

Besides, if he doesnā€™t do it, somebody else will.

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Adam Lallana: Brighton close to signing Liverpool midfielder -

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Oooh the ambition of himā€¦

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Three-year contract too. Talk about optimistic, they will be lucky to get half a season out of him with his track record.

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I can picture him now, regaling his new teammates with wonderful little snippets:

ā€œJurgen always used to sayā€¦ā€
ā€œAt Melwood we had amaaaazing facilities.ā€
ā€œDo you know how many trophies Iā€™ve won? Iā€™ve got the pictures right here.ā€
ā€œJust wait till you hear them cheer when I come on at Anfield.ā€

Theyā€™ll love him, fā€™ sure.

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He will have his full page advert in the Liverpool Echo ready to go.

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:face_with_hand_over_mouth:

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Being reported everywhere.

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Aww, FFS. After visiting this site and defacing a Donkey Sanctuary page to make an in joke of interest to only one group of people, I am now getting plagued by Donkey Sanctuary ads on Facebook.

Thatā€™s fucking life now, init. Try to make a joke through technology, but get fucked by it and get forever associated with donkey salvation.

Fuck donkeys, especially Lallana.

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