How did he manage that, Barry? Did he personally intervene with steve grant? 
Nope Baz broke the swear filterā¦as in āI didnāt know what profanity meant until some CUNT broke the swear filterā 
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Iām still trying to get my head round Klopp referring to him as a legend. Really? Perhaps he meant bellend.
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I said he was leaving and got banned for spreading this rumour, it was true as my mate was painting Lallanaās new gaff in Woolton the day after he got player of the year at SFC, never let the truth get in the way of an agenda.
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I was watching a relatively recent interview with Harry Enfield. He said āPeople keep coming up to me in the street and telling me Iām a legend. I think it just means Iām oldā
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And for being a tiresome cunt.
That all said, I protested your ban.
Being banned for being tiresome on a forum, what next?
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Chemical castration. Just to be sure 
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Poor old Adam sitting in the stands, almost crying, as Klopp brings on his final substitutes.
Means he wonāt get a league winner medal, I thinkā¦
Not sure about the league medal lark. Hereās hoping he misses out, obviously.
However, Klopp did say a couple of weeks ago that Lallana would not be playing again.
Unfortunately heās done enough to get a medal. 15 but only 3 starts, so itās only a sympathy award.
History will record him as a league winner, but no-one is going to remember him as a world class player.
Wonāt ever forget his loyalty in the lower leagues, but wonāt ever forgive him signing Liverpool shirts in Miami before heād signed for the club.
The clubās announcement of his departure was classic. Two sentences. Lambert got a video montage and all the best wishes he could carry.
Sotonians will record that.
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Oh yeah, a like for like replacement 
I canāt see how it would be tenable.
I was in the ground the day he got subbed off with Brendan in charge. I have genuinely never seem anything like it. It was megaton enmity with the power of ten Pompeys.
I was also in the stands for that League Cup game where out lot were singing āthe babyās not yoursā and the little fucker went on to terrorise us. Karma, perhaps, but the point is he really wasnāt well liked.
Heās still not well liked and heās old.
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Yāknow, if the board had backed Koeman and nobody had left, well, hypothesis and all that 
Iām afraid the āif nobody had leftā bit rather conflicts with our business model, sadly.
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Iāve been sat with the house scousers watching the Liverpool footballers give interviews.
No one is lining up to interview Lallana yet, funnily enough, but the little fucker is photobombing everyone else.
Didnāt the original ebay listing clearly state āSeller does not accept returnsā? If not, heads should roll 
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#truth but at the time we could have broken that model. Hindsight is wonderful innit?