"George you floppy haired
financial wizard, well done
cried the Tory chancellor
Lied the Tory chancer
as his nose grew
a red throbbing proboscis
Thankfully without a smear
of any political scandal
unless you include scrotal
fiddling of Westminster Paedo-rings
Finding the one ring …
on amazon 
the ring of fire
Once upon a time …
in a place far
closer to the story-line
but still very unsavory
was a Panamanian offshore
rig where Philippinesaint lingered
furtively adjusting his pants
over his ears and