blocking the porcine squeals
But he still ordered
a plate of bacon
with crispy bits and
tax-avoidance Starbucks latte
Tax avoidence for 20
of the country’s finest
bestiality inclined frontbench Politicans.
“But it’s only £30,000!!!”
wailed Ashley Cole, pointing
his little ratty face
smeared with Cheryl juice.
at st Mary’s linesman
whilst clasping his tiny
brain and thinking about
Liam Payne pounding her.
But she was worth
a mortar and pestle
in her love flower
already distinctly over-watered