128k spectrum he kept
playing The Hobbit on
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a second hand violin
stringless, but excellent for
sliding gently into the
massive offshore tax loop-holes
thanks to the Tories
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Where is Panama? Asked
Eddie Van Halen, forgetting
even his own name
Was once englebert Humperdinck
āFuck knowsā, Dave replied
Whilst caressing his porcine
noticing, a scotal smear
on Trumpās green bollocks
could be seen growing
through his orange scalp
and wheatabix head array
Piglet escaped! 
Daveās furious!