A violin playing cat
would be more welcome
Piglet struggled free, and
Flourishing a feather duster
distracted Dave’s attention sufficiently
from fucking-up the country
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for just five seconds
before he beat Labour
in a lying competition
With an egg whisk
, shoving a Panamanian Passport
in his knicker drawer
with his other secrets.
Piglet wondered when this
chance would come, and
in hope, he celebrated
with pork scratchings and
Rubbed pooh on his
mate pap’s shrivelled and
redundant yet strangely beautiful