Ted lost the plot
just for a change
which is as good
as alcoholics can muster.
“Now for some answers!”
Cried out the old
bastard from the other
end of the ward.
“its now or never”
Piglet struggled to escape
But Dave’s clawing hands
dug in, drawing blood
Piglet squealed. He knew
Dave’s cock was infected
riddled once more with
extra-terrestrial blood-sucking parasitic worms
that discouraged the ladies
keen as mustard beforehand
from entertaining thoughts of
a cunt entering them