I think you should start trying to make your summmaries …less plausible. 
I would be tempted to leave for 10 USD an hour over what I am already getting to any firm so why wouldnt Jose ?
He has, as Rallyboy pointed out put his shift in. If people now offer him stupid spondulicks to move. Go on my son. he would be stupid not to.
But is there any truth in this little teezer rumour that he’s leaving?
Agree, RB. I could understand it if he did go; but would be gutted nonetheless.
For me, Fonte is the living embodiment of the incredible journey the club has been on these last 6 or so years, and of all that we’ve achieved. I also reckon he is one of major contributors to our, seemingly, excellent team spirit. On top of all that, he’s a damn good player.
Really hope he stays.
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Ha Ha … Fair enough!! We can still be friends though can’t we? 
Damn you RB … I’ve only just put the rubber mat and plastic sheets back in the cupboard 
you wanted a less plausible summary…
Money doesn’t motvate him and he’s won the biggest prize he could imagine, now he wants to lead a Europa League campaign and with Man Utd in transition he’s not even likely to start.
Morgan will tell him how crap it is there, Mourinho couldn’t halt the slide at Chelsea so he’ll probably get sacked before Christmas leaving Jose out in the cold - it would be a really risky career move.
He’s happy in Hampshire, why on earth would he even consider moving to a city run by Albanian drug gangs??
This is a non-story - he’s not going anywhere.
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they both look miserable. Clearly something is wrong
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Fonte just found out that he doesn’t have a Twitter Account … 
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Its having to wear the Bra shirt
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Originally posted by @CB-Saint
Originally posted by @Fatso
they both look miserable. Clearly something is wrong
Its having to wear the Bra shirt
Maybe they should get Eva Carneiro in to show them how to wear it…
Only very odd people are jumping for joy on the 1st day back in after a cracking holiday
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Jose’s looking like his head’s at Everton already !!
Well, as she’s a neighbour I’ll pop round to borrow a cup of sugar and just sort of drop it into the conversation shall I??
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What sort of neighbour is she? Is she noisy? Does she have BBQs? Late night parties? Does she park outside your house even though there is adequate space outside her house? Does she pop round to borrow things? Has she ever invited you round for a dinner party?
Questions questions questions…
She’s pretty quiet…no massive parties.
Only generally see her walking her dog on Oxshott heath.
Am only on nodding terms, so haven’t had that invite to dinner.
Her hubby is an explorer - so god knows what they have to talk about…
and the parking? That was the question I was most interested in
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Plenty of parking Fatso - no she doesn’t park outside anyone’s house. In fact since she got the massive pay off from Chelski her cars are rarely off her own drive. Can probably afford a chauffeur driven car with the money she snaffled…
Blimey. That’s a claim to fame. I’d consider banging out this knowledge on the Sotonians Twitter account,but I’ve seen Fatso’s responses.
I worry about that sort of thing happening on a larger scale.
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When you see her walking the dog next, as an icebreaker you could give her a rendition of “get yer tits out…”, it will bring back fond memories and make her think “now there’s a witty chap”
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