Next time you see her out ‘walking the dog’ start berating her. Tell her there’s nothing wrong with it, it doesn’t need a walk and she knows nothing about dogs.
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One of our neighbours - the ones on the other side of the road about 5 doors down - keep parking their car outside our house for reasons I cannot fathom. It just doesnt make any sense. They have to keep walking to and from their house when they could just park outside their house. I reckon theyre criminals of some sort who don’t want their car to be seen outside their house. Im waiting to be raided by the police at some point. And then the shit will hit the fan, when they find all my secrets.
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I’m more worried about the restraining order we’d end up getting through association with Fatso to be honest
Always shit in next doors’ garden.
Move regularly.
Blend in.
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Yeah, CB Saint, that’d work a treat. See previous comment about restraining orders…
I thought Eva was subjected to “Show us where you piss from”.
And that was just Cobber shouting at her whilst she was walking the dogs.
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Maybe I should post this…
Or maybe not.
Oh. I have.
How did we get from the possible departure of Fonte, to the demise of Stax Records?
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I bet they’re fucking Masons…
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Originally posted by @Chertsey-Saint
Originally posted by @Fatso
One of our neighbours - the ones on the other side of the road about 5 doors down - keep parking their car outside our house for reasons I cannot fathom. It just doesnt make any sense. They have to keep walking to and from their house when they could just park outside their house. I reckon theyre criminals of some sort who don’t want their car to be seen outside their house. Im waiting to be raided by the police at some point. And then the shit will hit the fan, when they find all my secrets.
I bet they’re fucking Mason’s…
Mason’s what?
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Originally posted by @SuperMikey
Originally posted by @Chertsey-Saint
Originally posted by @Fatso
One of our neighbours - the ones on the other side of the road about 5 doors down - keep parking their car outside our house for reasons I cannot fathom. It just doesnt make any sense. They have to keep walking to and from their house when they could just park outside their house. I reckon theyre criminals of some sort who don’t want their car to be seen outside their house. Im waiting to be raided by the police at some point. And then the shit will hit the fan, when they find all my secrets.
I bet they’re fucking Mason’s…
Mason’s what?
Damn auto-correct…
Originally posted by @cobham-saint
Originally posted by @Fatso
What sort of neighbour is she? Is she noisy? Does she have BBQs? Late night parties? Does she park outside your house even though there is adequate space outside her house? Does she pop round to borrow things? Has she ever invited you round for a dinner party?
Questions questions questions…
She’s pretty quiet…no massive parties.
Only generally see her walking her dog on Oxshott heath.
Am only on nodding terms, so haven’t had that invite to dinner.
Her hubby is an explorer - so god knows what they have to talk about…
An explorer? Doesn’t she shave?
Lets B Drinking:
An explorer? Eva not shaving?
Am a bit lost on that one.
I could hazard a guess, but it would probably be so wrong…in oh so many ways.
Originally posted by @pap
Originally posted by @cobham-saint
Originally posted by @BTripz
Originally posted by @CB-Saint
Originally posted by @Fatso
they both look miserable. Clearly something is wrong
Its having to wear the Bra shirt
Maybe they should get Eva Carneiro in to show them how to wear it…
Well, as she’s a neighbour I’ll pop round to borrow a cup of sugar and just sort of drop it into the conversation shall I??
Blimey. That’s a claim to fame. I’d consider banging out this knowledge on the Sotonians Twitter account,but I’ve seen Fatso’s responses.
I’d be happy just banging her, and I’d certainly wouldn’t post about it on here.
Parking my car outside Fatso’s house to put the Paparazzi (sp?) off the scent is working out a treat!!
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Cos he is not leaving so there is no story here.
Oh, Flossing is of no benefit.
It is if done with a G string Brazilian style
…and over to our resident Brazilian G string expert Hugh Jarse for the latest on this controversial statement…
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Calling all feminists to the Fonte Going thread.
Coxford Lou would’ve nipped this sort of digression in the bud… where is she?!
They are all in Brazil watching the Olympics. We can do what we want and say what we want until they come home or tell us off.
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