I cried watching the original Godzilla yesterday. Am I ok?
Depends - which bit?
That bit where you see all the injured and dead in the hospital and the music is really bleak and they all think theyāre going to die and everything is futile and itās basically about all the death and fallout from the atom bomb and oh god Iām going to start again.
No, thereās something wrong with you.
Whilst weāre talking film, big fan of your little avatar there, fatso.
Itās an interesting story and Gruff can do no wrong in my eyes anyway.
I didnāt know you liked Gruff !?!
Thus is worrying. Dont watch Mama Mia, or A Star is Born, it could drown people locked down with you
And FFS delete ET from every device
Anyone putting on mamma mia in this house is getting strangled. No ifs, no buts.
Surely the most heinous crime against musical talent, is listening to some vocally limited actor badly recreating songs that their acting, let alone singing abilities never warranted.
Film musicals.
The litmus test of shit taste
That opening scene where the tart was grinning so hard I thought her stupid fucking face was going to break
ā¦and it went downhill from there. I can honestly say that is the most painful film Iāve ever had to sit through. In fact, I couldnāt last the distance, had to take a 30 minute bar break. Utterly horrible, truly awful, no man should ever be exposed to it.
Never seen it and that wonāt change unless some cunt puts my ashes in front of a heroin screen.
Mama Mia is one of my favourite films. Iāve never seen it but anytime Mrs and Kid Goat put it on Iām officially allowed to the pub.
I got dragged to see it by the ex-wife, and as if that wasnāt bad enough, she selected the swan centre in Eastleigh as the venue of choice.
The physical scars have healed, but the mental ones will stay with me for the rest of my days.
Certainly āunforgettableā, no matter how hard I try.
Just watching āThe Rise of Skywalkerā for first time ⦠and well blow me, If Old master Luke dont look like he used to be in ABBA.
A band that will not appear for a long long time, in a galaxy far far away.